Christmas retail

Poll: How are you telling your kids that they got stiffed this Christmas?

December 25, 2008 - Merry Christmas, belt-tightening Americans. The recession has forced lots of people to cut back on their typical crap-buying tendencies this year, and lots of kids are going to remember this Christmas as the year without any Tonka Toys. So how are you planning on explaining to your kids...

Retailers to consumers: "Thanks for nothing, jerks!"

December 24, 2008 - Dammit shoppers, you're ruining Christmas! Terrified of how low this Christmas season's sales might turn out to be, retailers have been slashing prices left and right, doing everything they can to get shoppers to jus...