Fox and Friends

From The Room: Media Drunk Tank: Dreams of My Fellatio

December 31, 2008 - Gone are the days when we could look forward to a new book in which Christopher Hitchens skewers Mother Teresa or where we could read how...

From The Room: Media Drunk Tank: Things We've Learned from Bill O'Reilly's Dad

December 2, 2008 - O'Reilly Teaches Us How to Save Millions. Annually! Bill O'Reilly is a lot of things: commentator, author, telephone pervert (allegedly), and now he's adding financial adviser to the list. Yes, Bill is the Suze Orman of Fox News, except Suze can get women into bed without sexually...

From The Room: Media Drunk Tank: Dreaming of a Black Christmas

November 25, 2008 - Saving Private Blitzen Unlike most people in this country, Fox News' favorite holiday is not Christmas--it's War on Christmas. Every year, they get out their War on Christmas decorations, dust off their favorite War on Christmas stories, and, at their War on Christmas office party, strive...

From The Feed: Ernest Borgnine's longevity secret (video)

August 14, 2008 - Award-winning Hollywood legend Ernest Borgnine appeared on "Fox and Friends" to promote his new book, and rocked their world...

From The Feed: Barack Obama gets upper hand in Pledge heckle (video)

August 7, 2008 - "Fox & Friends" (of terrorists) "reports" on Obama's heckler...

From The Feed: Child reporter asks McCain softball questions (video)

July 17, 2008 - At a John McCain town hall, an under-aged reporter tosses McCain a softball during the Q&A. From "Fox and Friends...

From The Feed: Steve Doocy gives Graydon Carter a zinger (video)

July 11, 2008 - And the beat goes on. The "Life Goes On" of news-chat shows, "Fox & Friends" responds to Vanity Fair's photoshopping of Steve Doocy with a lit...

From The Feed: Condoleezza Rice on "Fox and Friends" (video)

June 19, 2008 - Condoleezza Rice drops the 9/11 bomb on "Fox and Friends...

From The Feed: Barack Barb on "Fox & Friends" (video)

June 12, 2008 - Cohosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, and Miss Brian's understudy, Andrew Napolitano, throw John Kerry under the news bus while wondering if Obama's advisor used secret, inflammatory, agiest code words and phrases...

From The Feed: Fox and Friends remains the most poorly run operation in TV news (video)

June 11, 2008 - "Fox and Friends" unveiled a "statue" (AKA: a paper-thin cardboard cutout) of Chuck Norris to honor something or other about Chuck Norris. The unveiling goes about as well as everything else on this show...

From The Feed: Karl Rove thinks Scott McClellan's a "liberal blogger"

May 28, 2008 - Sean Hannity pitches softballs to Karl Rove about Scott McClellan's book on "Hannity and Colmes...

From The Feed: Brian Kilmeade's special birthday message (video)

May 7, 2008 - "Fox and Friends" has a delightful surprise for Miss Brian on her birthday. Unfortunately, it's another fierce bitch competing for screen time...

From The Feed: Rev. Wright attacks Fox News and Brian Kilmeade wigs the F out

April 14, 2008 - On "Fox and Friends," Brian Kilmeade makes it plain: you mess with Fox News, you mess with Bri-Bri...

From The Room: My First Attempt at Fanfiction

April 10, 2008 - Gretchen Carlson anxiously smoothed down her creaseless pencil-lined skirt for the umpteenth time. "Don't be nervous," a voice purred in her ear, while a hand came from behind her and caressed her shoulders. Gretchen shuddered in delight, but reluctantly wrenched herself around and stared her co...

From The Feed: "Fox & Friends" triple-teams Rosie O'Donnell (video, ew)

April 10, 2008 - Morning-show hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, and Miss Brian Kilmeade can't believe Rosie bitched about "The View" on "Martha Stewart Living...