October 31, 2008 - Halloween (born October 31, Ancient Gaelic times) is a former pagan ritual turned commercialized American holiday, a celebration of death and violent murder, a leading cause of childhood diabetes, and a dick...
October 31, 2008 - Once upon a midnight dryly, while I pondered Bill O'Reilly,
Raging o'er The New York Times, their leftist crimes, in times, unsure.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
Like some rapper, loudly yapping, rapping to his latest score.
"'Tis some liberal,' I muttered, "singing...
October 31, 2008 - Late at night, you can see her image hovering behind John McCain...
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October 21, 2008 - Stuck for a costume idea this Halloween? Worry no longer. All you need is a pair of scissors, a piece of string, and an overweening disregard for evolution and birth control. It's the official 23/6 Scary Mask, and it's available for download, absolutely free!
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December 20, 2007 - Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Super Saturnalia. Whichever way you dance, I hope the music's just swell. There's one thing I need to know: Why the hell do we have to kill something for every holiday? I'm serious. Being so close to Christmas, this is the time where...
October 31, 2007 - I think I know who won out...
October 31, 2007 - All Hallow's Eve...that most magical, spirit-filled, scary night.
Ever alert in their preemptive pumpkin patch, the berserk Norman Podhoretz and Midge my-loins-moisten-for-Donald Rumsfeld Dector keep bellicose vigil. Salivating for the two most profound cowards in the history of our exec...