October 10, 2008 - Even the crotchety white people are starting to jump ship.
According to AP, much-coveted white working class voters are slowly but surely moving into the Democratic camp. Apparently, the economy is now more f*cked-up than Obama is black...
October 8, 2008 - He needs new writers.
"Funny" John McCain has struck again, this time with a quip about hair transplants. The joke went over like a white ventriloquist on "Showtime at the Appollo," though it was still a sight better than this...
October 6, 2008 - He doesn't have much of a sense of irony. Speaking today in New Mexico (aka "The Lesbian Puppet Theater State"), McCain called his opponent "touchy" and "angry." Touchy and angry? That's the pot calling the kettle uppity...