Leon Panetta

Dickipedia: Leon Panetta

January 12, 2009 - Leon Edward Panetta (born June 28, 1938) is a former White House chief of staff, a qualified congressional budget maker, an unqualified nominee for CIA Director, and a dick. More...

From The Room: The Week in News: The GOP's Humor Deficit

January 9, 2009 - Barack the Magic Negro "Joke" Exposes the GOP's True Colors: conservatives are not...

From The Room: Tournament of the Week: America's Favorite Vegetables and Obama Cabinet Nominees

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From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: We'll Give You a Mulligan, Mr. Obama

January 7, 2009 - Some days it's a struggle to find a news story that gets you in a creative mood and then other days they swarm at you like kids waiting to be picked for dodge ball. Today we have a plethora of screaming rug rats yelling, "pick me pick me!" First...

Dianne Feinstein gets her grandma knickers in a twist at Obama

January 6, 2009 - It's the first day of the 111th Congress and Barack Obama has gotten off to a bad start. With incoming chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee Dianne Feinstein, at least. DiFi, it seems, is pouting Obama didn't inform her ahead of time that he was going to appoint...

How can former CIA "enhanced interrogators" use their skills at the office?

January 6, 2009 - Barack Obama's picks for the intelligence community signal clear desire to end all forms of torture, or "enhanced interrogation techniques." Potential CIA director Leon Panetta wrote, during the Bush Adminstration...

Watch out, al-Qaeda, because Leon Panetta will totally balance the CIA's budget

January 6, 2009 - Former congressman and White House chief of staff Leon Panetta has been tapped by Barack Obama to head up the Central Intelligence Agency. The appointment has divided Democrats, because while Panetta is respected for his managerial, foreign policy and budgetary experience, he doesn't exactly have th...

From The Room: A Hip-Hop Hype-Man Reacts to the Week's Quotes

June 10, 2008 - Senator Barack Obama: [on his upcoming weekend off at home in Chicago] "These kids are planning to make pizza, so who knows what our kitchen will look like," he said. "They shouldn't call these sleepovers. They should call them wake-overs." Hype Man: OH SHIT OBAMA...