Levi Johnston

Free Sherry Johnston!

January 6, 2009 - So much for the average American family. Levi Johnston's mom, Sherry Johnston, was all alone in court yesterday when she pleaded not guilty to charges of distribution of Oxycontin. Her son and daughter-in-law to be were not by her side...

What to expect when you're expected to be a terrible parent

January 2, 2009 - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin wants you to know her knocked-up daughter and sketchy son-in-law to be are doing just fine, thank you very much. The former vice presidential candidate says the young couple are "working their butts off" to be good parents to new baby Tripp. I...

5 Bristol baby conspiracy theories for Andrew Sullivan to push

December 30, 2008 - We're big fans of Andrew Sullivan's The Daily Dish, and during the election we enjoyed nothing quite so much as his tireless effort to demand Sarah Palin's medical r...

Poll: Now that Bristol has delivered her baby, do you think she's already pregnant again?

December 30, 2008 - It's about damn time! Bristol Palin finally gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Palin this past Saturday at 5:30 AM, according to People Mag. Little Tripp is surely in for an interesting life, having the distinction of influenc...

Congrats to Wasilla's newest teen mom!

December 29, 2008 - It's a boy! 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to "Tripp," making mom Sarah a 44-year-old grandmother. Menstruating grannies are a phenomenon most commonly found in Appalachia or the ghetto. It was a busy month for the Palins. Last week, the baby's other grandmother, Sherry...

Poll: Does Levi Johnston's mom run a meth lab in her house?

December 19, 2008 - 'Tis the season of giving, and boy does the Johnston-Palin clan just give and give and give. Only the eve of what could be the birth of Bristol's baby (due Saturday) Levi Johnston's mother has been arrested on drug charges. Specifically...

Ye Olde Sarah Palin Primer

November 2, 2008 - You've heard it again and again. This election will be history in the making. And so, when deciding how best to fully inform our readers about GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin, we took a look back through history to learn from the texts of olde on which all good...

From The Room: November 5th

October 28, 2008 - Somewhere in a Camarro parked outside of Wasilla: "Dude, you dodged a bullet." "It ain't like that, Bro. I love her." "Dude!?!?" "Shut up and pass the pipe." Meanwhile, somewhere in Arizona: "I can't fucking handle this! Two years of this shit and you only carrie...

Levi Johnston has been told he wants to say something

October 13, 2008 - The tall, dark and handsome hunk of Wasilla speaks! Levi Johnston, the future husband of Bristol Palin and father of her child, gave a...

"October surprise"- McCain's had two already and it's still September

September 29, 2008 - TNR's Isaac Chotiner and Nate Silver prove that, although the media may be continuing to call this race a "dead heat," Obama has a solid lead now, and McCain is...

Save the date! Bristol to marry Levi when McCain slips below 42%

September 29, 2008 - The floundering McCain campaign is reportedly counting on Bristol Palin to hand them the election. Bristol's baby is due sometime in December. The campaign is trying to arrange a pre-election weddin...

You'd be miserable too if you'd married that guy you banged twice in high school

September 18, 2008 - Bristol Palin and her fiancee Levi Johnston were seen looking unhappy together at a Sarah Palin event. HuffPost OfftheBus'er Donald Mitchell describes the expectant parents as such: "But not onc...

From The Room: Some Awkward Moments to Look Forward to During the Palin Vice Presidency

September 11, 2008 - In the altogether likely event that Palin is elected into office and the Republicans prove once again that the American public is, in fact, still as dumb as they hoped, here are some unfortunate glimpses into what we can expect. Sarah: Do you know the difference between a hockey mom...

From The Room: New Rule: Pro-Life of the Party

September 9, 2008 - New Rule: You can't be the party that rails against teen pregnancy and then trot out a pregnant teen for a victory lap...

From The Room: Why Isn't Anyone Talking About Willow Palin's Baby?

September 8, 2008 - At age 14 Willow single-handedly took care of an orphan baby and faced incredible danger transporting this baby on foot in the Alaskan wilds to safety. This baby's name was Elora Dannon and the evil Queen Bavmorda with all of her powe...