December 30, 2008 - The jokes was on us in 2008, making us all proverbial straight men, reacting to the appalling developments in the harrowing comedy that has become the 21st century. Some years are so bad you have to bury them, the worse the year, the deeper the hole. 2008 should be buried...
August 27, 2008 - Apparently, Madonna is part of the new "slut vote" constituency. At least according to Kathryn Jean Lopez of The National Review, who is positively fed up with the singer's "whore-at-fifty-shtick." Ha! I thought we had exhausted the topic of Madge's unabashed sexuality back when she...
May 18, 2008 - In my ''80s," Rick Springfield and Rick James could kick Rick Astley's ass...
We have all found ourselves torn between the desire to cling to what we have and know, or move on and readjust into a new way of life--the best thing is to go into the...
March 26, 2008 - The New England Historic Genealogical Society has discovered that Barack Obama is a ninth cousin to Brad Pitt. Even weirder, rival Hillary Clinton is kin to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Obama's common link is an American colonist named Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769...
March 21, 2008 - I love weeks like this in the entertainment news cycle. You can tell it's been a slow news week by the number of major headlines circulating about things not happening. The big story: Madonna is no...
February 14, 2008 - A clip from the Madonna-directed film "Filth and Wisdom...
January 17, 2008 - After Coldplay front man Chris Martin was seen rushing wife Gwyneth Paltrow to New York's Mount Sinai hospital last Monday, New York magazine speculated that the wafer-thin beauty might be suffering from the effects of fasting.
If so, Paltrow w...
January 12, 2008 - Recently a male friend of mine expressed sentimentality for the long lost innocence of the sixth grade lifestyle as we commiserated about our schedules wearing us down. His humorous lament was somewhere along the lines of "Wouldn't it be great to be 11-years-old again, to be completely...
December 12, 2007 - Odds that...
When presidential hopeful Mitt Romney finds out what his GOP rival Mike Huckabee thinks Mormons believe, he pops the head off a dandelion and yells "Golly": 17-3...