McCain debate

From The Feed: Washed up magician attempts grand illusion by making your televisions disappear

October 15, 2008 - Penn Jillette takes off his magic hat to put on a political one and implores the YouTube public not to watch the debates. Don't worry, he can still pull a rabbit out of that one too...

The John McCain "Please Take Me Back!" O-Tron

October 10, 2008 - John McCain is having a rough week. Both the Hispanics and the working class whites are breaking up with him. Th...

McCampaign do-overs: Did we say $500 FOR every rape victim? We meant FROM

October 9, 2008 - Looks like there was a little typo in McCain's new mortgage plan when he put it online Tuesday night. At the end of the first paragraph, the document included the line: "Lenders in these cases must recognize the loss that they've already suffered." Which means the lenders would...

Ahem, Senator McCain... Barack Obama is "The One," not "That one"

October 8, 2008 - During last night's debate, John McCain referred to Barack Obama as "that one." That one what? Can we skip the next debate and hold the election the first Tuesday of next week? It's tim...

How Obama Wins
(Hint: He already did!)

September 30, 2008 - Bill Kristol's column from yesterday offered some suggestions for "How McCain Wins." Kristol wants McCain to...

23/6 Video: Watch: The First Presidential Debate, in a Minute

September 28, 2008 - So, you had something else to do on Friday night, but you need to fake a political conversation at work? Our Presidential Debate in a Minute will take you through lunch. Posted by: Kevin Allocca...

From The Feed: Maybe the song wasn't such a good idea

September 27, 2008 - Barack brings up that lovely diddly McCain sang about Iran...

From The Feed: Senator Honor says "horseshit"

September 27, 2008 - So does my grandpa when Nurse Gemma wheels him back to his room. Can we just give this guy a bayonet and a one-way ticket to Vietnam? He's clearly got a score to settle...

Sen. McCain just woke up from his post-debate nap. Talk to him now!

September 27, 2008 - The debate is over and John McCain either lost or didn't suck as much as you thought he would. Well, someone showed Johnny Mac how to turn on the internets, and he is on IM and rarin' to chat. Debate him now- he left his POW card at home...

From The Room: What Little Johnny McCain's Teacher Said on the Day He Was Sick

September 26, 2008 - Fifty percent of your grade is based on participation. You may have a lot of homework and you may fail a test, but just by participating you will raise your average. I recommend that you participate not only in the classroom, but in life as well. Any of you could...

From The Room: Obama Considers Debating McCain Replacement: 87 Year-Old Max Shapiro from Tamarac, Florida

September 26, 2008 - OXFORD, MISS - Will he or won't he? As Senator John McCain decides whether or not to show up for tonight's scheduled debate in Oxford, Mississippi, the Obama campaign is considering its options. One is whether to accept the McCain campaign's offer to debate 87year-old McCain suppo...

Pre-rehearsed delivery of talking points packaged as live debate is ON!

September 26, 2008 - McCain has decided to debate after all, which means a crisis has been averted. Not the financial one, but the possibility that we would have had to watch Barack Obama talk to Jim Lehrer for 90 minutes. The country has been through enough without that. So what to expect tonight...

From The Room: Leaked: John McCain's Debate Reminders to Himself

September 26, 2008 - ...

From The Room: McCain Wants to Postpone Debates Until After Election

September 25, 2008 - By ducking the debate tomorrow, John McCain is trying to get out of doing his homework--not surprising from someone who ranked fifth from the bottom of his class at the Naval Academy. If McCain had his way, he would postpone the debates until after the election. That way, he...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of McCain's Latest Stunt in Cartoon Form

September 25, 2008 - ...