October 21, 2008 - John McCain's not just losing the election, according to former John McCain fan Joe Klein, he's also losing his mind. "John McCain had a fabulously loony weekend," Klein...
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October 21, 2008 - Does John McCain wear boxers or briefs?
Depends.
Ok, it's not a bad joke. Easy to remember, and you can plug in the names of other old Senators after McCain is strangled to death in his sleep by Sarah Palin.
So what does John Kerry do? Say, "suck it...
October 21, 2008 - After yesterday's rally shot the Dow up 413 points, stocks opened lower this morning as investors pulled back. Who's to blame for the economic downturn today...
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October 6, 2008 - Being a maverick is a full-time job. And that's just how John McCain treats it -- if the job were, say, in France. Politico reports that John McCain is still largely taking weekends off. Though both candidates are campaigning at a slower pace than nominees did in 2000 and...
September 30, 2008 - If Senator McCain is elected president, according to actuarial math, there is a one in four chance that he will die in office.
Look John, we appreciate your "country first" work ethic, but if you lead as well as fly, the United States is gonna cra...
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September 12, 2008 - The Democrats are finally saying, "enough," and have decided to respond to the GOP negative ads with some of their own. To challenge McCain's claims that he's the candidate "for change," th...
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August 21, 2008 - John McCain's got a new buzzword, and this time it isn't a foul term for a part of a woman's anatomy. It's the seemingly innocuous "Judeo-Christian," a term McCain used recently to slam Iran's values (they're Muslim!) and praise our own. Then there...
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July 28, 2008 - Paul Slansky knows that there are plenty of other things out there that deserve mocking, but he finds that they all pale in comparison to John McCain's campaign...
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July 25, 2008 - With John McCain all Mr. Grumpypants about Barack Obama showing the world what an American president should be like and, yes, could be like - why, he even managed to interact with the German chancellor without suddenly springing up behind her and grabbing her shoulders - Paul Slansky...
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July 24, 2008 - With the media currently obsessed with Barack Obama, Paul Slansky says, "Hey, what about poor John McCain? Shouldn't we pay some attention to him? What's been going on in his campaign...
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July 23, 2008 - MSNBC's Keith Olbermann caught John McCain in a major mistake regarding the timeline of the surge in Iraq. McCain told CBS's Katie Couric that the surge created the much-touted Anbar awakening...
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July 22, 2008 - On Monday, John McCain, speaking about Iraq on ABC's Good Morning America, said, "We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the...
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July 15, 2008 - For the second time in two days, presidential candidate and current affairs guru John McCain has referenced "Czechoslovakia" in a contemporary context. That country hasn't existed by that name for 15 years...
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