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From The Room: Excerpts from the Holiday Cards of 2008's Brightest Stars
December 24, 2008 - From: John Edwards and family Dear friends and family, Greetings from Elizabeth, Cate, Emma-Claire, Jack and that weird-looking bastard kid I fathered. First off, let me explain what kind of weird that kid is. Man, she looks like she has a giant toe for a nose. That's...Filed under: Christmas, holiday cards, Christmas cards, politics, media, AIG, Lehman Brothers, John Edwards, Sarah Palin, Michael Phelps, David Paterson
From The Feed: Wet dreams may finally come true this year for Barney
December 15, 2008 - In these recession days, even the budgets on the beloved White House holiday video must suffer. Terrible acting, terrible graphics, and a President so hated that he makes his flesh-hungry dog the star make up for one deliciously lame holiday video about chestnut-roasted canine fantasies...
From The Feed: Anderson and Michael: Isn't it bromantic?
December 1, 2008 - In a "fluff" piece on 60 Minutes last night, Anderson Cooper gave housewives, gay men, and probably even a handful of heterbros something extra to be thankful for: he and Michael Phelps topless and wet...
From The Room: A Phelps Family Thanksgiving
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From The Room: The Worst Breakfast Cereal Endorsements Ever
August 25, 2008 - The announcement of the Michael Phelps endorsement deal with Kellogg's Frosted Flakes has raised several eyebrows across the country concerning the promotion of a sugar-laden breakfast cereal and it's connection with the most decorated Olympic athl...
Dickipedia: The Olympics
August 21, 2008 - The Olympic Games (born 776 BC) is an international multi-sport event, a contest to see which country's chemists can concoct the least-detectable performance-enhancing drugs, brought to you by Visa--it's everywhere you want to be--and a dick...
From The Room: Devout U.S. Archery Coach Attributes Team's Poor Showing to Christ's "Understandable" Bias Toward Water Sports
August 20, 2008 - BEIJING, China (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) --Kisik Lee, the head coach of the United States archery team, is a devout Christian who believes a strong faith makes for better archers because it helps q...
Catch Olympic Fever! (symptoms include extreme ignorance of outside world)
August 12, 2008 - Russia at war? Edwards love child? McCain Viagra baby-eating scandal? Who cares?! The Olympics are on!! A lot of major international news apparently isn't important when Michael Phelps is about to take to the pool. MSNBC has done away with news completely while the Olympics are on. The...
From The Room: Team USA Cleans Up or Team Bush
August 12, 2008 - The millions watching as the American male swimmers realized they'd won the Olympics gold in the relay race will never forget their reactions. Seconds before the first swimmer hit the water, the TV announcer had been saying that he'd done the math every which way and it always...
Another desperate attempt to make the Olympics seem cool
August 6, 2008 - In NBC's latest misguided attempt at escaping fourth place, the network will offer 3,600 hours of Olympics coverage spread over eight separate sources: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Oxygen, Telemundo, USA, Universal HD and NBCOlympics.com. Most of you 18-34 year-olds probably weren't planning on watching the...
