Obama Clinton ticket

Meanwhile, Hillary still wants to scratch Obama's eyes out

August 22, 2008 - Hillary Clinton is campaigning for Barack Obama (and now Biden), but her heart is apparently not in it. At a rally in Boca Raton lask week, she did little to convince her supporters that they should switch their allegiance to Obama. Observed one Clinton fan, "It was a platonic type...

Poll: How is Bill Clinton going to take Hillary not being VP?

August 19, 2008 - According to the New York Times, Hillary Clinton is no longer in serious contention to be Obama's running mate and her supporters have given up making the case for her. Except Geraldine Ferraro, of course. But, then, Gerry still hasn't given up on George Wallace. But the question...

Bill and Hillary Goliath still upset by David's win

August 8, 2008 - Hillary and Bill Clinton are still pissed about her primary loss, according to Time Magazine. While both Clintons are campaigning for Barack Obama, an adviser says "it's not a great relationship, and it's probably not going to become one." Hillary is more hurt, and Bill is just mad...

From The Room: Hillary's BAAAA....AACK!

August 7, 2008 - Sure, we miss Hillary. She added drama and excitement to the campaign. There was someone else to be critiqued, feared and accused of flip-flopping. She was the long-awaited alpha female who allowed us to feel hopeful. I didn't know John Kennedy, but, still, I can safely say...

Obama/Clinton not happening unless it's Malia and Chelsea in 2040

July 29, 2008 - According to the New York Times, the Obama campaign is not interested in Hillary Clinton as a vice-presidential candidate. On last Sunday's Meet the Press, Obama hinted at bringing in someone outside the beltway, and several Obama insiders are wary of dealing with Mr. Former President. Aww, shoot...

A Kennedy to help Obama dodge the Clinton bullet

June 6, 2008 - Barack Obama announced that the team vetting potential vice-presidential candidates will include Caroline Kennedy (plus two other people that are not Kennedys.) While the pressure to give the spot to Hillary Clinton...

Clinton to suspend campaign: photo editors search "wistful, downtrodden, middle distance"

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If They IM'd: Hillary Clinton & everybody

June 4, 2008 - By now, everybody and their racist Manhattan grandmother knows that Barack Obama's sewn up the Democratic presidential nomination and has appointed a team to find a running mate. Hillary Clinton is...

From The Room: A Eulogy for Hillary Clinton

June 4, 2008 - I was reciting the oath of office last night as I am wont to do (often a mirror is involved), and I was struck by the fact that nowhere does it specify that the president has an obligation to serve the best interests of the people. The Constitution yes, but...

From The Room: Clinton Will Accept VP Spot if She Can Be President Most of the Time

June 4, 2008 - New York, NY - On a day when Senator Barack Obama secured the necessary number of delegates to win his party's nomination for president, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton said she would accept an offer to serve as...