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Advice from a failure
January 21, 2009 - In the grand tradition of...uh, tradition, outgoing president George W. Bush left something for Barack Obama on the Oval Office desk. And no, it wasn't a steaming pile of excrement. It was note wishing the new president well and offering some advice on life in the White House...
The first hundred minutes
January 21, 2009 - Barack Obama became president at 12 noon yesterday, and based on a review of his accomplishments in office by 1:40 PM, he's still got a lot of work to do. Obama's first hundred minutes were spent waving to people, walking around with the previous President (we didn...
From The Room: Liveblogging the Inauguration
January 20, 2009 - 11:11 Dan Quayle is back!! 11:11 And he brought Al Gore!!! 11:14 I am so sick of hearing about George H. W. going sky diving 11:15 Bill doesn't look happy 11:15 Haha one Senator objected to Hillary's nomination 11:17 How is he...
The 23/6 "Pretend You Were At The Inauguration-o-Tron"
January 20, 2009 - Hey, were you at President Barack Obama's inauguration? Really, you were? No, you weren't, you rotten liar. But don't worry. We'll totally vouch for you, because we're lying to all our friends too. We weren't there, either...nope, we were cheering the ceremonies while...
23/6 Op-Ed: It's 12:13 PM, President Obama... where is my job?
January 20, 2009 - Dear Mr. President You have been commander-in-chief for seven minutes now, and we have one question for you: Where is our job? You promised to provide 3 million jobs and yet here we are, still drunk, unemployed and wearing Saturday night's pajamas. We have used this time...
Will Obama really go through with it?
January 20, 2009 - Due to some staffing reorganization, the following inauguration analysis had to go to print without the aid of fact-checkers or researchers. If you notice any errors in our coverage, by all means make your voice heard in the comments section. The big event is only hours away. President B...
On January 20, everything will be illegal
January 8, 2009 - Planning to go to Washington for the inauguration parade? Might as well just handcuff yourself and put yourself in jail, because security measures for the event are going to be the tightest ever for an inauguration. Among the prohibited items on the parade route: chairs, coolers, backpacks, umbrella...
From The Room: Celebrate Bad Times, Come On!
January 7, 2009 - The Inauguration will soon be upon us, and I can't wait for Obama to take office, but it hardly seems the time for a party. I don't want to be a wet blanket here, and I'd be the last one to want to destroy the party industry...Filed under: Inauguration, Obama Inauguration, economy, economic collapse, Inaugural balls, party, partying in recession, recession
OBAMA HATES MOMMIES!
January 7, 2009 - Oh dear. Inaugural planners have just announced that strollers and baby carriages will be barred from the inauguration ceremony. There will also be no changing stations, no tents if the weather is bad, n...Filed under: no strollers at inauguration, inauguration strollers, presidential inauguration rules, inauguration rules, inauguration stroller rules, no babies at the inauguration, inauguration no babies, inauguration baby strollers, inauguration no baby strollers, Obama inauguration, Obama inauguration babies, Obama inauguration strollers, Obama no babies, inauguration leave babies at home, strollers not allowed, Obama no strollers, Obama presidential inauguration, presidential inauguration, inauguration January 20, January 20 inauguration
From The Room: The 2009 Inaugur-o-tron Speech Maker
January 7, 2009 - My fellow Americans. At this proud moment, on this auspicious occasion dawning of a new era quadrennial federal holiday, in this biting cold freezing rain impenetrable fog...
23/6 Video: Our Negro President
January 6, 2009 - With Obama as our next president, what will it mean for the country? How will it affect our day-to-day lives? Does the color of our president's skin infringe on the inalienable rights that have been the bedrock of our nation since its birth? Yeah, of course. But...
Inaugural planners organizing "used condom cleanup team"
January 6, 2009 - Washington, DC. America's capital, symbol of our greatness, and once a year, a mecca for gay leather fetishists who visit for the annual Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend (celebrating its silver anniversary this year!). This year, the event (which...
From The Room: January 20, 2009 (Listen)
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From The Room: Saddledreck
December 24, 2008 - In the wake of Barack Obama's selection of RIck Warren to give the convocation at the Inauguration, America has been asking itself one question: Rick who? The answer invites a raft of new questions, such as, What the Hell? and The Inauguration? He had to invite him to THE...
Obama to be sworn in with Abraham Lincoln's Koran
December 23, 2008 - The Barack Obama hero worship is all well and good, but at a certain point things go a little too far. The president-elect has announced he will take the oath of office on the same bible used by Abraham Lincoln for his own inauguration. Obama will be the first...
