September 17, 2008 - Making fun of this horrid, horrid woman is almost too easy, but that's certainly no reason not to do it...
ANSWERS: 1) b, 2) c, 3) b, 4) a, 5) c...
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September 2, 2008 - Paul Slansky pokes some gentle fun at Sarah Palin and John McCain, who, with this selection, proved that he's every bit as ignorant, arrogant and incompetent as George W. Bush, so if you like that kind of thing, you should vote for him...
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August 27, 2008 - With the insufferable word "Veepstakes" still echoing across the cable TV, Paul Slansky goes back 20 years to revisit - no, actually more like to wallow in - George Bush's disastrous surprise selection of instant national punchline J. Danforth ("Dan") Quayle...
August 15, 2008 - Paul Slansky wonders how many of you took the tabloid Globe off the supermarket rack this week to read about marital tension between George W. Bush and the woman he has referred to as "the lump in the bed next to me...
August 11, 2008 - Paul Slansky wonders if you, like he, tried to like John Edwards over the years but were never able to get past the overripe smarminess, and if you, like he, felt vindicated Friday night with that Nightline smarmfest, no, smarmarama, no, smarmapalooza.
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July 29, 2008 - With 84-year-old Alaska senator Ted Stevens indicted on seven counts of making false statements on his financial disclosure forms and hiding gifts of more than $250,000 worth of goods and services from an Alaskan oil company, Paul Slansky shifts his attention from John McCain to ano...
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July 28, 2008 - Paul Slansky knows that there are plenty of other things out there that deserve mocking, but he finds that they all pale in comparison to John McCain's campaign...
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July 25, 2008 - With John McCain all Mr. Grumpypants about Barack Obama showing the world what an American president should be like and, yes, could be like - why, he even managed to interact with the German chancellor without suddenly springing up behind her and grabbing her shoulders - Paul Slansky...
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July 24, 2008 - With the media currently obsessed with Barack Obama, Paul Slansky says, "Hey, what about poor John McCain? Shouldn't we pay some attention to him? What's been going on in his campaign...
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July 16, 2008 - Paul Slansky wants to make sure that as many people as possible appreciate how truly dickish the thankfully former Texas senator is...
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July 14, 2008 - John McCain's long-time economic adviser Phil Gramm observed that America has "sort of become a nation of whiners" wallowing in some kind of imaginary "mental recession," prompting Paul Slansky to share two quizzes worth of material to help you appreciate the former Texas senator's...
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July 7, 2008 - Paul Slansky thinks Jesse Helms requires so much posthumous kicking around that it can't all be contained in a single quiz, but rather needs to be luxuriated in throughout the week...
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July 1, 2008 - Grover Norquist calling Barack Obama "John Kerry with a tan" prompts Paul Slansky to ask, "Who's Grover Norquist...