October 30, 2008 - Everyone's favorite loser, Ralph Nader, is spending the last week of his irrelevant presidential campaign by running radio spots in Pennsylvania, Virginia, Florida, Ohio and Missouri, hoping to target voters who aren't satisfied with either of the two major candidates.
It's going to take more than...
September 29, 2008 - Sometimes it's too hard to be mean when you're sad...
September 19, 2008 - Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Captain Spoiler himself, Ralph "Why Won't That Aging Vagrant Die Already" Nader!!!
That's right people, he's the man who helped George Bush steal Florida in 2000, and he's in the race again in 2008. Ra...
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September 16, 2008 - Just in case you forgot, Ralph Nader is running for president...
August 28, 2008 - Ralph Nader insults Dan Abrams in about three different ways...
August 21, 2008 - Sure, this could be an Onion headline. I mean, uber-liberal comedy writer and a former conservative, Clinton impeachment, congressman who for all intents and purposes seemed to be missing the humor gene, teaming up to create seven minutes of stand-up nirvana. Well, maybe not nirvana as in h...
July 16, 2008 - America's Green Party, the obscure political platform/poignant exercise in futility, has selected its Ralph Nader of the '08 election season: Cynthia McKinney. The windbaggy 53-year-old rabble-rouser's making like her fellow former Georgia Congressional colleague...
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June 30, 2008 - Bob Barr is scaring the GOP. They're begging him not to run. There's talk that he'll be a spoiler to McCain, winning votes from unhappy Republicans the way Nader took votes from unhappy Democrats in 2000. Early po...
June 26, 2008 - The following has been translated courtesy of the Ebonics Translator:
In an interview dis here week, da presidential wannabe Ralph "Pimpin'" Nader stirred up static and shit by claiming...
June 25, 2008 - After pretty much staying out of the news since he announced his candidacy for president on "Meet the Press" back in February, Ralph "A Douchebag at Any Speed" Nader h...
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June 23, 2008 - Former Republican congressman Bob Barr has stepped into the 2008 election to awkwardly fill Ron Paul's not-really-empty shoes and freak out the GOP. He's running as a Libertarian, though his leanings are conservative...
June 23, 2008 - There are reports today that Libertarian candidate for president Bob Barr is frightening the GOP with the prospect that he could sway alienated conservatives in hi...
June 4, 2008 - Throughout history, great causes have come and gone. Some go quickly--usually, it's the good ones. Reconstruction, the electric car, Arrested Development. Then there's the causes that just won't go away--usually it's the lousy ones. With Hill...
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May 7, 2008 - I.
Obama to Hillary 6:35pm: Welcome to the Jungle. Of pain. Just give it up already.
Hilary to Obama 6:51pm: I've got Indiana.
Obama to Hillary 7:01pm: HAHA INDIANA YOU SKANK
Hillary to Obama 7:05pm: I...
March 9, 2008 - I just heard that Serbia's government collapsed this weekend. Funny that it happened on the weekend, what are they working overtime or something? I thought all governments shut down at 4:00 P.M. on Fri...