Roger Clemens

Fourth of July Special: The Year in Grilling

July 3, 2008 - Fourth of July weekend means pool parties, American flag shirts and an ill-advised combination of alcohol and fireworks. America's birthday also means barbecue grills nationwide will be cooking up over 150 million pounds of beef, 90 million pounds of chicken, and a couple veggie patties for the anno...

From The Room: Star Jones and Dwyane Wade: Pump-Fake or Pick and Roll?

May 5, 2008 - Rumors are circulating that TV personality Star Jones is dating...

From The Room: A Hack Comic Does the Week in News

May 5, 2008 - Reverend Jeremiah Wright? More like Reverend Jeremiah Wrong! You know what I'm saying here, folks? What's the deal with Hillary Clinton? It's like OK we get it...you think you can win. No...

From The Room: Injecting a Minor

April 30, 2008 - The recent Daily News report that Roger Clemens had a lengthy affair with country singer Mindy McCready has got the entire sports world buzzin...

Roger Clemens

February 22, 2008 - William Roger Clemens (born August 4, 1962, in Dayton, Ohio), is a starting pitcher for the New York Yankees, an alleged user of steroids and human growth hormone, and a dick...

The World's Worst PR Guy spins for: Debbie Clemens

February 15, 2008 - The Roger Clemens show has gotten out of hand, with new allegations and admissions before a congressional panel that the All-Star pitcher's wife, health and fitness enthusiast Debbie, used human growth hormone in 2003--but, the Clemens camp still maintains, Roger himself dodged any illegal substance...

If They IM'd: Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee

February 14, 2008 - Roger Clemens refuted his former friend and sports trainer Brian McNamee yesterday before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, which is investigating the steroid scandal in baseball. Clemens talked a lot, licked his lips a few...

From The Room: My Theory: Andy Pettitte Has Terrible Hearing

February 13, 2008 - During his testimony before a congressional panel on Wednesday, Roger Clemens explained that Andy Pettitte "misheard" a conversation in which Pettitte claims Clemens admitted using performance-enhancing drugs. While that defense seems a little light on Clemens' part, I think I have an idea where he...

From The Feed: Brian McNamee is experienced

February 13, 2008 - Former baseball trainer Brian McNamee, who claims he injected Roger Clemens with steroids, testifying in front of Congress today...

From The Feed: Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte don't want to live in a country for old men

February 13, 2008 - Roger Clemens testifies today at congressional hearings on Capitol Hill...

News Odds for Friday, February 8, 2008

February 8, 2008 - Odds that... Pakistan's assassinated ex-prime minister Benazir Bhutto was really killed by a lethal blast of...

News Odds for Tuesday, February 5, 2008

February 5, 2008 - Odds that... Karl Rove is joining Fox News as a contributor starting with tonight's Super Tuesday coverage just to see if Bill O'Reilly really blows everybody under the desks...

From The Room: Roger Clemency

January 8, 2008 - Roger Clemens did not ever take steroids! Nope. Never happened. How do I know? Well, in an exclusive fabrication, I have a source on the inside. How inside? I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a Huggy bear Hemorrhoid that lived inside Roger Clemens butt. HBH e...

News Odds for Tuesday, January 8, 2008

January 8, 2008 - As he awaits the results of the New Hampshire primary, John Edwards edgily insists to a local that no, he's...

From The Room: On Santa's Lap

December 24, 2007 - 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the House, Not a creature was stirring Because they're all on vacation Leaving hate crimes bills on their desks while they head to the beaches and slopes where they'll dream of the sugarplum fairies...who run their PAC committees. And...