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From The Room: John Mayer's Engagement Plans
January 26, 2009 - As Star has reported John plans to propose on Feb. 11 -- Jen's 40th birthday. When John's friend asked if his girl will be wearing the ring, John laughed and replied, "There will be a big story coming out of the Oscars that night -- and it won't be...
From The Room: The Joy of Coke
January 9, 2009 - I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem at all, but we never hear that side of the story. - Lily Allen It...
23/6 Video: Search for The Presidential Puppy
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From The Room: Madoff Was a Friend
December 17, 2008 - I've worked at the SEC for years, and let me tell you, there was nothing suspicious about Bernard Madoff's actions. This has come as a complete shock to me and my colleagues. Madoff was a friend. He had this cute little nickname where he called himself "Ponzi," or...Filed under: Bernie Madoff fraud, Madoff Ponzi scheme, Madoff Ponzi, Bernie Madoff scandal, Madoff SEC, Madoff financial crisis, Madoff invesment, Madoff scandal, Madoff victims, Madoff stock exchange, Madoff investment securities, Wall Street fraud, Madoff NASDAQ, Madoff Palm Beach, Bernie Madoff economic crisis, Madoff fraud, Bernie Madoff, Bernard Madoff, Benard Maddoff, Bernie Maddoff, Bernie Maydoff
From The Room: Jean-Claude Van Damme Hit on Me Too
November 20, 2008 - It was 1987. I was an ambitious young reporter just out of college in Hong Kong writing a story for my local newspaper about the deadly martial arts tournament, Kumite. Van Damme was there researching for his movie, Blood Sport. However, Van Damme wasn't allowed to simply observe the...
From The Room: My Stimulus Package
November 11, 2008 - If I were Bush I wouldn't ask for a crummy free-trade agreement with Colombia in exchange for a bailout of the auto industry. I would say, "Listen, BO, I'll agree to your stimulus package as long as YOU agree that you, nor anyone else in the world...
From The Room: How to Vote
November 3, 2008 - Make sure you have your correct polling place picked out. It's probably at a scary public school or creepy nursing home or a haunted Victorian insane asylum. Don't worry, the ghosts won't get you probably. Drink lots of beer to keep hydrated and warm in case you...
From The Room: Alaska: Your Rapture Crash Pad
October 28, 2008 - If what Sarah Palin's preacher said is true and we're all going to be headed to Alaska come Rapture time, which should be any second now, I want Alaska to be as nice as possible. Sure, it has plenty of open space and pristine w...
From The Room: Hey, Racists! Let's Make a Deal
October 22, 2008 - Hey, Racists! Let's make a deal. You can tell everyone that you voted for McCain and yell to whomever will listen that you will never/did not vote for a black man. But Racists, guess what? You're alone in that voting booth. No one will ever know. Vote...Filed under: race, racists, racists Obama, racists should vote for Obama, Barack Obama, Election 2008
From The Room: Why Is Everyone Named Joe?
October 16, 2008 - Last night's debate confirmed that everyone in America is named Joe. As far as I can tell, there's Joe Biden of course, Joe Six Pack, the dude that Joe Biden hung out with in Home Depot named Joe and now Joe the Plumber. What were people thinking when...
From The Room: What to Look for in Tonight's Debate
October 15, 2008 - Is McCain still old? Is Obama still black? Did Obama look at me personally, or was he looking at the camera? Did McCain's left ear just fall off? Did Obama just make a secret terrorist hand gesture that would signal his terrorist friends to hop in the Obama Time...Filed under: presidential debate October 15, presidential debate, Bob Schieffer, final debate, Hofstra University, third presidential debate, Hofstra debate, Hofstra University, 3rd debate, New York debate, 3rd presidential debate, third debate, Bob Schiffer, Bob Schaffer, Bob Schaeffer, Bob Shaffer, the presidential debate, Barack Obama, John McCain, politics, Election 2008
From The Room: John McCain and the Ark of the Covenant
October 6, 2008 - I think John McCain should seek the Ark of the Covenant to propel him towards victory. When last we saw the Ark in Raiders of the Lost Ark it was in Washington D.C. in a huge government storage unit in a wooden crate labeled "Top Secret" amongst thousands of...
From The Room: What Little Johnny McCain's Teacher Said on the Day He Was Sick
September 26, 2008 - Fifty percent of your grade is based on participation. You may have a lot of homework and you may fail a test, but just by participating you will raise your average. I recommend that you participate not only in the classroom, but in life as well. Any of you could...Filed under: McCain suspends campaign, McCain debate, John McCain postpones debate, John McCain debate, John McCain suspends campaign, McCain drops out of debate, McCain campaign debate, McCain bailout, McCain economy, Ole Miss debate, presidential debate 2008, presidential debate september 26, John McCain, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin
From The Room: The McCain-Spain Controversy Thing
September 22, 2008 - I know that I'm late to this whole McCain-Spain controversy thing, but that's because I've been taking a siesta. A wonderful, long siesta, which followed a wine-soaked paella lunch. This is just a typical...
From The Room: Congratulations on Being Part of the Apocalypse!
September 16, 2008 - In the face of financial crisis, Sarah Palin, hurricanes and the possible plummeting into black-hole nothingness, oh, and...
