Ted Stevens

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Ten to hate in 2008
Ten to hate in 2008
December 17, 2008 - There were a whole lot of people to hate in 2008. You had all those jerks who were responsible for the global economic collapse (ie: everybody), and you had all those turkeys trying to keep Barack Obama from taking his rightful post as our most supreme and infallible leader. Then...
The Senate is not a truck!
From The Feed: The Senate is not a truck!
November 20, 2008 - It's an assisted living center for old white men. But now, one fewer of them. Ted Stevens, the longest serving member of the Senate, says goodbye...
Will Durst
From The Room: Bipartisan Sleaze
October 31, 2008 - It was as refreshing as a secret waterfall in the Sahara to see the FBI video of Democratic Massachusetts state Senator Denise Wilkerson stuffing part of a $23,000 payoff into her bra at Beacon Hill's Fil-A-Buster restaurant under the shadow of Boston's Capitol dome. Just...
Sarah Walker
From The Room: Alaska: Your Rapture Crash Pad
October 28, 2008 - If what Sarah Palin's preacher said is true and we're all going to be headed to Alaska come Rapture time, which should be any second now, I want Alaska to be as nice as possible. Sure, it has plenty of open space and pristine w...
Ted Stevens' career just got flushed down a series of tubes
Ted Stevens' career just got flushed down a series of tubes
October 27, 2008 - Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was convicted of seven corruption charges today. A federal jury found the 84-year-old guilty of ethics violations and failing to report thousands of dollars worth of gifts and free construction work on his Alaska home. Are...
Dickipedia: Ted Stevens
Dickipedia: Ted Stevens
August 14, 2008 - Theodore Fulton Stevens (born November 18, 1923) is a notoriously pissy, out-of-touch drama queen and U.S. senator from Alaska. He is also a dick. More...
Katie Halper
From The Room: Breaking: Ted Stevens Mental Health Update
August 7, 2008 - Last week I published my diagnosis of Ted Stevens, whose clinical depression makes him unfit to stand trial. Well, luckily, it looks like some people listened to my words of wisdom and he...
Patrick Sauer
From The Room: Other Items Found in Ted Stevens Secret Slush Fund
August 4, 2008 - On top of the $250,000 in home repairs that led to an indictment of Republican Senator Ted Stevens, a further co-investigation by the Alaskan Highway Patrol and the Royal Canadian Mounted P...
Thought Process Flowchart: Ted Stevens
Thought Process Flowchart: Ted Stevens
August 1, 2008 - Alaska's hypersenior U.S. senator, Republican Ted Stevens, has pled not guilty on charges he lied about receiving $250,000 in gifts from oil contractors, including the remodeling of his hom...
Lee Camp
From The Room: McCain's Letter to Senator Ted Stevens Leaked to Press
July 31, 2008 - This week Senator Ted Stevens was indicted for accepting gifts from oil companies. It turns out John McCain gave him some advice on how to fight the charges. That correspondence has been leaked to the p...
The World's Worst PR Guy spins for Ted Stevens
The World's Worst PR Guy spins for Ted Stevens
July 30, 2008 - Just when you were forgetting about Larry Craig, another Republican senator has stepped up to the plate to tarnish the elephant's hide just a little more: legendary 84-year-old Alaska Senator Ted Stevens has been indicted on federal charges for failing to report over a quarter-million dollars...
Quick Quiz: Ted Stevens
Quick Quiz: Ted Stevens
July 29, 2008 - With 84-year-old Alaska senator Ted Stevens indicted on seven counts of making false statements on his financial disclosure forms and hiding gifts of more than $250,000 worth of goods and services from an Alaskan oil company, Paul Slansky shifts his attention from John McCain to ano...
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