February 19, 2008 - I was sitting in my Che Guevera cabana wear sipping some Havana Club Riservo and enjoying the sweet inhale from my Cohiba Robusto when I got the news: Fidel Castro has resigned.
It's over. El Presidente is dead-ish.
You selfish bastard! Always thinking of numero uno. When the...
February 12, 2008 -
Okay, Today Show, calm down. We get that you saw The Godfather for the first time last night and got all excited and started telling people not to ask you about your business in a bad-Brando accent, but I think you took it one s...