U.S. Navy

What is the sound of thousands of 15-year-old geeks rushing to enlist?

February 8, 2008 - Last week the Navy tested a new electromagnetic energy gun, known as a railgun, meant to replace conventional weaponry on ships. The gun can fire a projectile more than 230 miles with a muzzle velocity seven times...

From The Room: Here Come the Incidents!

January 17, 2008 - This week's song is about the speedboat scuffle in the Strait of Hormuz and the subsequent blowing-out-of-proportion of said scuffle. Enjoy...

From The Room: The Filipino Monkey Tells All

January 17, 2008 - Since January 7, when Iranian speedboats were reportedly harassing U.S. warships in the Strait of Hormuz and a voice identified as "The Filipino Monkey" told our Navy ships over the radio that "You wil...

From The Room: Chyron of the Day: The U.S. Navy Is Full of Pussies

January 9, 2008 - How could they not blow up those Iranian ships? They were there, they were Iranian, what's the problem...