July 3, 2008 - Uncle Sam (born July 4, 1776) is the national personification of the United States, an economic and cultural imperialist, the mascot of the New York Yankees, frequent used car salesman, and a dick. More...
December 25, 2007 - Christmas may be over, but if Santa Claus himself is any example, then the drinking and gluttony you've no doubt experienced over the past few weeks will be a regular pattern in your life for years to come. Acting U.S. Surgeon General Steven Galson recently remarked that Santa...
November 14, 2007 - In these high-risk days, we need to stop Johnny and Suzie Terrorista from being able to shield their private information from Uncle Sam's prying eyes. Thankfully, there are heroes out there, like U.S. Principal Deputy Director of National Security, Donald Kerr. Mr. Principal Deputy Director of Nati...