December 23, 2008 - #24: Because Jenna seems to have sprung forth fully formed from his forehead, like Zeus's daughter Athena, if Athena were a fat stripper from Orange County...
December 22, 2008 - #23: We'll miss the godawful Jib-Jab videos...
November 12, 2008 - #4: His tireless devotion to a free market economy. Because if we don't deregulate the commercial scallop-fishing industry RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, the terrorists win...
November 11, 2008 - #3: Because if Obama dies in office, it won't be funny, like this...