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From The Room: Poor Knicks Attendance Forces Al Qaeda to Cancel Terror Attack at Madison Square Garden
December 12, 2008 - A spokesperson for the Al Qaeda terror network has informed the Associated Press that the group will not be going through with its plans to blow up Madison Square Garden due to the paltry attendance figures the floundering team has generated so far. The news came just as police were...
Hart Seely
From The Room: Bin Laden Decries Media Bias After Being Identified as "Obama"
November 10, 2008 - Pakistan -- Top al Qaeda strategists are accusing major terror networks of repeatedly referring to Osama bin Laden as "Obama" in underground emails and comments. Some popular terror personalities have even referred to him as "Osama Hussein bin Laden," though that is not his middle n...
Watch: McCain supporter Al Qaeda releases first attack ad
23/6 Video: Watch: McCain supporter Al Qaeda releases first attack ad
October 24, 2008 - Al Qaeda just endorsed John McCain (take that, Colin Powell). They've just released their first Barack Obama attack ad...
Al-Qaeda proudly endorses John McCain for President
Al-Qaeda proudly endorses John McCain for President
October 22, 2008 - Finally, a bit of good news for John McCain. While Barack Obama outnumbers McCain in press endorsements by more than 3-to-1, the Republican candidate has just received public support from what is perhaps one of the world's most well-known and influential organizations...
Steve Young
From The Room: Terrorist Yells Out "McCain" at al Qaeda Town Hall Meeting
October 13, 2008 - Lately, al Qaeda's efforts to affect the American presidential election are backfiring with polls confirming Osama bin Laden is in trouble. But last night's speech by Bin Laden to followers at a cave in a mountain area of Afghanistan was interrupted by cries of "McCain" and "Elect him...
John Knefel
From The Room: Bin Laden Blogs to Lieutenants: ZOMG! 777 points down! Srsly, doods, ur job is dun!
September 30, 2008 - The past two weeks have seen the largest bank failures in American history, the destruction of financial legends, and the largest one day market drop in history, but there is a silver lining to be found in all this chaos. Your humble writer received a notification today of a new...
Yahel Carmon
From The Room: Global Financial Crisis Threatens al Qaeda
September 29, 2008 - WAZIRISTAN, PAKISTAN -- Count al Qaeda as the next big firm brought to the brink of collapse. As international credit freezes up all over the world, the pains of the crisis are felt in the furthest corners of the world, affecting nearly every institution with international operatio...
Sybil Adelman Sage
From The Room: Margaret Thatcher's Dementia: An Explanation for Bush?
August 26, 2008 - Margaret Thatcher has been suffering from dementia for the last eight years, but she certainly isn't the only politician whose mind hasn't been working over that period of time. Thatcher's daughter recalls a conversation in 2000 when her mother confused the Bosnian conflict in the 1990s with...
The Homeland Security Phoning-It-In-o-Tron
The Homeland Security Phoning-It-In-o-Tron
August 5, 2008 - Remember the Department of Homeland Security? They were the ones who started that short-lived trend where certain colors of the rainbow meant that we were all gonna die. Anyway, it looks like they're trying to make a comeback. Hom...
Al-Qaeda delivers the hottest summer entertainment ever, and not in the way you think
Al-Qaeda delivers the hottest summer entertainment ever, and not in the way you think
June 25, 2008 - Al-Qaeda's in-house TV and recording studio, as-Sahab, has been getting some press of their own lately. According to an article in the...
Sybil Adelman Sage
From The Room: Charlie Black Apologizes, Don Imus Doesn't
June 24, 2008 - There are those who should be apologizing to us on a daily basis, but they seem to believe that being in this administration means never having to say, "I'm sorry," choosing, instead, to later distance themselves from their hideous actions and profit by writing a...
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