blago impeachment

Quote of the Year

January 9, 2009 - Yes, we know it's early to pick the 2009 quote of the year, but we dare anyone to top this...

Blagojevich impeached by cancer-loving House for healing sick, helping poor

January 9, 2009 - Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich held a press conference this afternoon to respond to the Illinois House of Representatives' near-u...

Poll: Blago impeachment - How can Rod weasel out of this one?

January 9, 2009 - Today is judgment day for Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois House is going to vote on whether to impeach their abundantly coiffed Governor. They are almost certainly going to vote Rod out, and we're almost c...

From The Room: This Week in Cheating

December 17, 2008 - What a fantastic week for cheating. Let's start with the big boys... Bernard Madoff was arrested for running a Ponzi scheme which wiped out over $50 billion from Austria to West Palm Beach. (Hey, West Palm remember when you voted for Buchanan? Paybacks a byatch). Taking advantage of the...

Poll: Is Blago gonna resign or what?

December 16, 2008 - What exactly is Rod Blagojevich planning here? The Governor returned to work on Monday and signed a new bill not two hours after the legislature announced they were looking into impeachment proceedings...

Blago's "Football"

December 15, 2008 - It's official. Rod Blagojevich has rendered all efforts to satirize his behavior redundant. His time as governor was spent writing all the punchlines himself before anyone else could get the chance. Today we learn that...

Dickipedia: Rod Blagojevich

December 15, 2008 - Milorad "Rod" R. Blagojevich (born December 10, 1956) is a politician, currently clinging to one last toehold as chief executive of Illinois, and a dick...