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Wanted: U.S. senator from NY, freaks need not apply
January 7, 2009 - Want to be considered a candidate for the next U.S. senator from New York? Yeah, we bet you do. Tough, because there's no way you're going to pass the rigorous application standards set by the office of Gov. David Paterson. At least six contenders for the seat...
From The Room: Excerpts from the Holiday Cards of 2008's Brightest Stars
December 24, 2008 - From: John Edwards and family Dear friends and family, Greetings from Elizabeth, Cate, Emma-Claire, Jack and that weird-looking bastard kid I fathered. First off, let me explain what kind of weird that kid is. Man, she looks like she has a giant toe for a nose. That's...Filed under: Christmas, holiday cards, Christmas cards, politics, media, AIG, Lehman Brothers, John Edwards, Sarah Palin, Michael Phelps, David Paterson
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Governor Paterson, I'm Looking for a Gig and I Could Use the Money
December 16, 2008 - I was laughing like crazy when I saw the video of the greatest Democrat president ever ducking shoes in Baghdad. It reminded me a lot of my relationship with the first Mrs. Jena. She was a bit disappointed with my exit strategy as well and would sometimes hurl a shoe...
From The Feed: Gov. Paterson is miffed at SNL
December 15, 2008 - Gov. David Paterson is seeing red (heh, edgy) over his portrayal on this weekend's SNL episode. Here's the skit...
From The Room: This Week in Rap Music: Gov. Paterson for President
May 27, 2008 - Real fast--better choice for president: Senator Barack Obama or Governor David Paterson? Ok, let me tell you why are wrong. Barack Obama would be the first black president. Da...
From The Room: None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance
March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...
David Paterson has something to tell you
March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...
From The Room: Sex and New York Governors
March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...
From The Room: A Conversation Between Two People You've Never Heard of at MSNBC
March 19, 2008 - JIM: Hey Donny! Donny! I got something real juicy. DONNY: Juicy? How juicy? JIM: Bill Clinton juicy. DONNY: Jesus! Well, don't keep me in suspense. Let me have it. JIM: Get this. David Paterson- DONNY: Yeah? JIM: The guy replacing Spitzer- D...
The 23/6 Great American Tryst-Off
March 18, 2008 - The last two weeks have been a sweat-drenched, sore-genitaled paradise for political junkies, horny TGI Friday's patrons, and the New York Legislature's watercooler chitchat. First, New York Governor...
From The Room: NY Gov Swears Not to See Prostitutes, or Anything Else
March 17, 2008 - The legally blind David Paterson was sworn in today with the promise of never visiting a prostitute. This is a huge relief for Democrats who think that paying for sex is too Free Market. I'm excited about having a blind black leader like Star Trek's Geordi La Forge...
From The Room: New York Vice
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From The Room: Behind Every Great Man
March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...
From The Room: Dinner Parties Expand to Accommodate the Late Breaking News
March 12, 2008 - They're attributing our current fatigue to having just moved our clocks ahead, but my thesis is we're all staying up later as dinner parties stretch out to cover the wide range of topics unfolding on what feels like an hourly basis. Over drinks and appetizers in the living...
David Paterson: who the hell is he?
March 12, 2008 - New York governor Eliot Spitzer has finally resigned because he put his peepee in some hos, and...
