January 7, 2009 - We asked, and you answered. In conjunction with Reddit and our own beloved Dickipedia, we asked for your suggestions for the Top Dick of 2008. And boy, howdy, did you respond in f...
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rod blagojevich,
robert mugabe,
ann coulter
December 9, 2008 - We have a very simple rule when it comes to political appointments: if Fred Barnes likes the appointee, then something somewhere is terminally wrong. Perhaps many of you strode to the voting booth in November with one goal in mind, to reassure Max Boot. Others no doubt wanted to "change...
December 9, 2008 - If the current recession started last December, as the latest findings from the National Bureau of Economic Research clearly indicate, then it stands to reason that, considering things have gotten a lot worse since then, we're a lot closer to a depression than anyone has realized. Perhaps we're...
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November 26, 2008 - The Pilgrims came to this country so they could practice religious freedom, and also so they could wear big hats made out of black construction paper. They set aside one day for an awkward turkey dinner. Most important, they created Black Friday, the ominous-sounding day after that heralds the...
November 25, 2008 - When I was in high school, an English teacher posed the perennial question "does life imitate art or does art imitate life"? This created a classic group blank stare worthy of Ferris Bueller's road trip to Ridgemont High.
Remember, this was before the legitimacy of pop culture. Art for...
November 25, 2008 - Yesterday, Barack Obama introduced his new economic team and promised an emergency stimulus package upon his inauguration. Stocks soared after the feds intervened to prevent the collapse of Citigroup. The outgoing President and his Treasury Secretary had a few words to say on the matter. We were t...
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November 24, 2008 - NPNR's David Overbearing reports on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's testimony before the House Financial Services Committee...
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October 14, 2008 - So with the government buying up stakes in all the major banks, the free market economy is pretty much dead, right? Oh well, it had a nice long life before that commie Bush White House finally had their way and forc...
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October 8, 2008 - Henry Merritt "Hank" Paulson Jr. is the current US Treasury Secretary, a past Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, a future scapegoat for America's collapse into a third world barter economy, and a dick. More...
September 26, 2008 - Congress is like a slick Vegas magician. While our attention is on its fiddling with the Wall Street mess they slip a quick 25 billion in welfare to the auto industry and hope nobody was noticing. That means this month's bailouts are already over a hundred billion with a...
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September 26, 2008 - Come you masters of debt
You that owe the big bucks
You that sell off your shares
To some other rich fucks
You that mismanage funds
You that mishandle loans
I just want you know
I see through your Dow Jones
You that never done not...
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September 25, 2008 - WASHINGTON - President Bush addressed the nation to tell the American people, "You will all be poor by Friday, Monday at the latest. Mark my words. The only way to avoid this is to throw your full support behind the plan Secretary Paulson has put forward to get this country on...
September 24, 2008 - SEN. CHRIS DODD (D-CT): "Secretary Paulson, I've looked over your proposal. It is stunning and unprecedented in both its scope and lack of detail."
TREASURY SECRETARY HENRY PAULSON: La la la I can't hear you! Right, guys? Ha.
DODD: "...and it would allow this secretary and his...
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