Joe Lieberman

From The Room: Biden Pushing for Inaugural Moon Bounce

January 13, 2009 - Washington, D.C. -- For several days now, Vice President-elect Joe Biden has been lobbying members of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies to include as part of the official swearing-in ceremony a moon bounce, an inflatable structure that people can enter and bo...

From The Room: Obama Reading Biography of Vlad the Impaler. May Decide to Insert Sharpened Sticks Up Rivals' Asses.

November 20, 2008 - WASHINGTON - In what could signal a major departure from the conciliatory tone of Doris Kearns Goodwin's Team Of Rivals, aides to President-elect Obama today confirmed that he is reading a biography of 15th century Balkan ruler Vlad Tepes. Vlad, who on St. Bartholomew's Day 1459, impaled 3...

From The Room: Forgiveness: The Flavor Du Jour

November 19, 2008 - The Democrats are nothing if not forgiving. They've voted to allow Joe Lieberman, the errant Senator who maligned Obama while traveling McCain, back into the nest. Despite this, Lieberman's face retained that seemingly permanent disgruntled expression as if he'd just swallowed something raw that was...

From The Feed: In case you almost missed "Laughing at Lieberman day":

November 18, 2008 - It's not too late, and this douchebag was kind of enough to provide Lieberman's phone number. See all you do is dial the number, wait for the voicemail, and LAUGH. It's that easy, and that hilarious/stupid...

"Teflon Joe" Lieberman now just seeing what he can get away with

November 18, 2008 - What a shock. After doing everything in his power to thwart his own party's victory and help the GOP hang onto the White House for another four years, Joe Lieberman is not getting so much as a slap on the wrist from the Democrats. He's staying in the...

From The Room: Obama Indicates Support for Bush to Stay

November 14, 2008 - Following his call for Joe Lieberman to remain in the Democratic caucus, President-Elect Barack Obama has gone one step further expressing his desire to allow President Bush to continue as President for the next four years. "It's unprecedented, but after the Lieberman reprieve it's not surprising...

23/6 Video: Get Your War On: Obama Bandwagon

November 14, 2008 - The election is over, and despite the fact that Barack Obama eats the wrong lettuce, you won't find a happier office worker than Mr. Accounts Payable. Or, should we say, "Zornak the Sword Whisperer." Actually, we probably shouldn't...

From The Room: Who's Doing What During this Post-Election, Pre-Inauguration Period

November 12, 2008 - John McCain, despite other psychological demons, deserves recognition for having accepted reality and responding to Jay Leno's question about the likelihood of his running again with, "I wouldn't think so, my friend, it's been a great experience, and...

From The Room: Lieberman Reduced from Homeland Security Chair to Chair in the Corner

November 11, 2008 - Obama wants Senator Joe Lieberman to remain in the Democratic Caucus as long as he agrees to one of the following: 1) Leave the Homeland Security Committee and join the Mall Security Committee to tackle the rising incidences of kids taking more than one free Chik-Fil-A sample. He...

What's gonna happen to...
Joe Lieberman?

November 10, 2008 - In a new series, 23/6 takes a look at all the McCain allies, GOP bagmen, and far-right smear-meisters who are kind of f**ked in the wake of the Obama win, and we ask, "What's gonna happen to that guy?" What is the definition of "Joementum...

From The Room: Lieberman to Remain Chairman of Self-Serving Gasbag Committee

November 10, 2008 - Washington, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced today that Joseph Lieberman will retain his chairmanship of the Senate Select Committee for Self-Serving Gasbags Spouting Sanctimonious Horseshit in That Slimy, More-Sorrow-Than-Anger, Put-Upon Tone. Lieberman, who beg...

From The Feed: Joe Lieberman begs Democrats, "Not in the face, not in the face!"

November 6, 2008 - We've watched Joe Lieberman's attempted mea culpa six times and we still don't understand what he said but it reminds of the Big Pussy storyline on the Sopranos. Joe, don't go fishing with Rahm- he's already comfortable with the whole...

From The Room: Newswitness News Ep. 2: From Alaska, Palin Can See a Black Man in the White House

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From The Room: Sarah Palin Is a "Woman" Just Like Clarence Thomas Is "Black"

September 12, 2008 - I understand: Look different than a right winger but repeat their message? You'll get on TV! A woman or black espousing Republican views is one of, maybe, 100 doing so, and therefore automatically gets in the National Review's "Top 100 Women and Black Republicans." Just like I'm...

From The Room: Brady Backup a "Huge Unknown"; Republicans on Pats Roster Electrified by Choice

September 8, 2008 - FOXBOROUGH, MASS -- When Tom Brady went down with a potential season-ending injury, Patriots' coach Bill Belichick tapped the largely untested Matt Cassel to take his place. While Cassel did a workmanlike job in leading the team to a 17-10 victory over the lowly Kansas City Chiefs...