Malia Obama

From The Room: Foxenfreude

December 1, 2008 - Many on Fox-TV are manifesting symptoms of post-election Schadenfreude or "Foxenfreude," eagerly anticipating the ways Obama might fail, unable to wait for actual events. Bill O'Reilly, the leader of the pack, has been relentlessly inviting guests into his so-called "spin-free zone" to poke away a...

Access Hollywood to turn the Obamas into the Osbournes

November 25, 2008 - The ever-restrained Access Hollywood is, like the rest of America, in love with the Obama family, and they're not ashamed to admit it. In fact, the show that almost exclusively accesses Hollywood is now trying to get into the White House...

Find out where Barack Obama is RIGHT NOW!

November 18, 2008 - The Obama family is getting ready to pack up and move to Washington, and if the media has anything to say about it, D.C. residents will be able to know exactly where they are at every minute of the day. First came the frenzied speculation about where daughters...

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: White House kids

November 17, 2008 - With Inauguration Day a few short weeks away, the most eagerly anticipated new residents of the White House aren't Michelle and Barack Obama, but their way-too-cute daughters, Sasha and Malia...

From The Feed: Broken arm lady asks Obama about puppies and Malia's homework

November 7, 2008 - What kind of puppy will you get? Where will the girls be going to school? Our arm isn't broken, but we have a question too: Who let this Ladies Home Journal reporter into President-elect Obama's first press conference...

From The Room: Leaked: Sarah Palin Appearance on Game Show

September 3, 2008 - Due to an amazing confluence of circumstances, Malia Obama and Sarah Palin taped an episode of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? hosted by comedian Jeff Foxworthy, just two weeks ago--a few days before Palin was announced as John McCain's VP pick. Sarah Palin chose Malia Obama...

Michelle to Cindy: Follow that, motherf***er

August 25, 2008 - Michelle Obama gave a very powerful speech tonight about being a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. Her brother Craig, the basketball coach at Oregon State, introduced his sister, but not before giving a shoutout to his Beavers. With her mother in the audience, her kids on the...

If They IM'd: Hamza bin Laden and the Obama daughters

July 9, 2008 - Wednesday was really a day for the kids. On the same day we learned that Barack Obama claims it was "a mistake" to let his daughters...

23/6 Op-Ed: WHAT ARE THE OBAMA KIDS TRYING TO HIDE?

July 9, 2008 - Just one day after the interview with Malia and Sasha Obama began airing on Access Hollywood, their father and spokesman, Barack Obama, announced that his kids' first interview will also be their last. "I...

From The Feed: McCain loves him some Crocs (video)

July 8, 2008 - John McCain gave a speech on the American economy Monday and cited the Uggs of '08 as a paradigm of free trade...