Michelle Malkin

From The Room: Fox News Doesn't Care About Black People

January 21, 2009 - At Fox News, inauguration day looked like the first afternoon a Negro used the local country club tennis courts following a legal settlement. While there were many forced smiles and obligatory discussions of this "historic" day, there was just as much complaining about the size of the event, the ex...

A Christmas verse from 23/6

December 11, 2008 - Yes, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together. And children everywhere will soon be staying up late listening for the sound of jingle bells, Batman smells. But perhaps the best known and most beloved of holiday poems is Clement Clark Moore's eternal "A Visit From St. Nicholas...

From The Room: Isn't She Pretty...in Mink?

November 20, 2008 - ...

From The Room: Media Drunk Tank: Seriously, Why Won't Joe the Plumber Just Bugger Off?

November 18, 2008 - Joe the Plumber to Sell Book to His Fans; Trojan to Market Defective Condom to Men Without Penises Okay, so Joe the Plumber is writing a book. And while it's as expected as it is repellent (we wonder if Joe and Sarah Palin couldn't simply descend on John...

From The Room: Rethuglicans

November 10, 2008 - Some Republicans now praising Barack Obama's election as a wonderful milestone in our nation's history may actually be sincere. While others come off like the sneaky little shit who brings brass knuckles to a fistfight and beats the other guy senseless until his victim's enormous big brother...

From The Room: Michelle Malkin v. Perez Hilton: Who to Root For?

September 11, 2008 - Conservatard blogger Michelle Malkin accused celebutard blogger Perez Hilton today of being a "P.D.S. Sufferer" (that's "Palin Derangement Syndrome") for posting...

From The Room: Racial Musical Chairs

July 31, 2008 - Barack Obama might be the first Asian-American president. Michelle Malkin responds by claiming...

From The Room: Michelle Malkin Says Something Funny for a Change

July 29, 2008 - Today, Michelle Malkin posted about Barack Obama speaking to UNITY, a group of journalists of color...

From The Room: Michelle Merkin

July 10, 2008 - Michelle Malkin doesn't know what a "gherkin" is. Yesterday, she posted a 60 Minutes interview with the Obamas during which Barack made tun...

From The Room: "Ism-ists"

June 21, 2008 - Over the last several months, as Obama's popularity has grown, Republican hacks have increasingly tried to put their finger on exactly why the Democratic nominee bugs them. We like to call them the "Ism-ists...

The Foxes and the Obamas: the hit show of the summer

June 15, 2008 - Those incorrigible wags at Fox—just in the last month we have Fox News contributor Liz Trotta joshing around about an Obama assassination, anchorwoman...

From The Room: Hate Couture

May 31, 2008 - Conservative observer Michelle Malkin has called Rachel Ray's keffiyeh scarf "hate couture." Michelle, let me tell you what hate couture is--low riding, hip hugging jeans on women over the age of 60. Nobody wants to see old muffin tops drooping ov...

From The Room: Disgrasian of the Weak: Dunkin' Donuts

May 31, 2008 - Mmm, what's more delicious than a hot cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee? That beautiful black tar has yanked me out of some of my most vicious New York hangovers, warmed my fingertips on the coldest of Chicago days, and--because my pal Jim's parents are kind enough to...

From The Room: Rachael Ray Scarf Says Terrorist, But Michelle Malkin Jacket Says Gay

May 29, 2008 - Rachael Ray has been outed by Michelle Malkin as the Jihadi I had always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have the proof: an incriminating Dunkin Don...

From The Feed: "The View" addresses Rachel Ray's Islamic fundamentalist neckware

May 28, 2008 - On "The View" the ladies discussed the pulled "Dunkin' Donuts" ad that featured Rachel Ray wearing a scarf that resembles a kaffiyeh...