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From The Room: Chyron of the Day: Beware of Fat People

February 20, 2008 - So the Today Show found a zaftig lady who rides the bus with a fake book cover reading "Fat Is Contagious: How Sitting Next to a...

From The Room: Chyron of the Day: The Today Show Makes Us an Offer We Can't Refuse

February 12, 2008 - Okay, Today Show, calm down. We get that you saw The Godfather for the first time last night and got all excited and started telling people not to ask you about your business in a bad-Brando accent, but I think you took it one s...

From The Feed: Super delegates are not super hot

February 11, 2008 - Democratic strategist Donna Brazile explains the limitations of super delegates...

From The Feed: Retards in space

February 8, 2008 - The cast of "Good Morning America" opens the show in a space simulator...