presidential candidates

Vampyre/Fascists '08!
presenting the fringe candidates

August 5, 2008 - Barack and Johnny Mac not doing it for you? Fret not. While national politics may be dominated by a bipartisan structure designed to entrench the power of the elites, the good old U.S. of A. consists of more than just Democrats and Republicans. No, we're not advising you...

Dickipedia: Ralph Nader

February 29, 2008 - Ralph Nader is an author, lecturer, political activist, on-again/off-again third-party presidential candidate, and a dick...

From The Room: 8 Crazy Presidential Hopefuls You Have Never Heard of (and Why You Should Probably Vote for Them)

January 16, 2008 - What kind of a sick, demented mind does it take to want to be President of the United States? Why would anyone spend months kissing babies, eating pancakes, and begging for money just to win the right to be vilified for 4, and if they're lucky, 8, thankless years...

From The Room: 2008 Predictions: Politics

December 21, 2007 - Year's end is a time when all aspiring psychics (and psychos) gaze deep into their crystal balls and make ridiculous, desperate guesses as to what the future holds. Here's my stab at predicting what goings-on will occur in the world of politics during the coming year: I...