November 3, 2008 - This election has been as historic as its candidates and their surrogates have been retarded. The number of milestones crossed is rivaled only by the number of times someone said or did something jaw-droppingly stupid. Herewith is a quick rundown of the five stupidest campaign trail blunde...
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October 17, 2008 - 1. Garden gnome
2. Dancing lizard
3. Grumpy old man
4. Angry troll
5. Axe murderer
6. Manchurian candidate
7. Vomiting monster-dragon
8. Grimace, the McDonald's character
9. Person in obvious gastrointestinal distress
10. Pile of mashed potatoes with teeth...
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October 17, 2008 - Take that old saw about not being able to teach an old dog new tricks and toss it in your blue recycling bin on top of your fifth of a quart economic medicinal containers. In his final mano-a-mano confrontation with Barack Obama, the oldest dog of them all...
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October 17, 2008 - John McCain is taking a lot of post-debate heat today, less for what he said than for his rather impatient twitchiness and his many condescending eyerolls a...
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October 16, 2008 - So you go to college, med school, complete your residency, work sixty-hour weeks and try to pay down your six-figure student loans only to turn on the presidential debate and find out that your fucking plumber is making 100K a year more than you. Screw "Joe the Plumber...
October 16, 2008 - Intrepid political correspondent Eugene Mirman attended the final presidential debate and braved Spin Alley to find out the shocking truth...like the fact that Spin Alley isn't really the super-secret bowling alley where the candidates hang out. Check out his attempts to unspin the spin in this 23...
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October 17, 2008 - The last debate is over, and now, as the New York Times says, it's a "sprint to the finish." McCain starts off the sprint with an appearance on Letterman, Obama with a fundraiser with Bruce Springsteen. And Joe the...
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October 16, 2008 - During last night's presidential debate, John McCain showed off his rhetorical skills by employing the time-honored technique of sarcastic "air quotes" when responding to Barack Obama, who was trying to make a point about a stupid, unimportant thing...
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October 16, 2008 - The results of The Drudge Report's "Who won last night's debate?" poll, as of 11:10 AM...
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October 16, 2008 - 9:01pm: Here goes McCain with his political-figure-inside-a-hospital opening again.
9:04pm: McCain: Hey, we're just gonna buy all your homes, k?
9:07pm: The challenge tonight will be: How many times can he fit "Middle Class" into a sentence and make it make sense...
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October 16, 2008 - Hempstead, NY - The third and final debate between presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama abruptly ended when Senator McCain shocked the crowd in attendance and those watching at home, by suddenly picking up moderator Bob Schieffer of CBS News and hurling him at Senato...
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October 16, 2008 - What's up America? It's me, Tom the Electrician. I've got a joke for you. How many Presidential candidates does it take to screw in an energy efficient light bulb? Oh boy, I love this punchline! Wait for it...Who the fuck knows when both of these guys...
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October 16, 2008 - Eerily reminiscent of Swing Vote, which was about two presidential candidates trying to win the vote of Kevin Costner, the final debate was about McCain and Obama trying to win the vote of new blue collar icon Joe the Plumber.
Yet there were no similar appeals to JTP's less...
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