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John Marshall
From The Room: This Recession Sucks
January 13, 2009 - First of all, after being in it for more than a year, I still don't know what to call it. Is it a recession, a depression, a correction, a downturn? It's the P. Diddy of financial disasters. Second, it has no pizzazz. In the Great Depression they lived...
If life gives you lemons: make Obama Stimulus Juice
If life gives you lemons: make Obama Stimulus Juice
January 13, 2009 - How does an incoming president who promises change and bold break from the usual style of Washington pandering sell his new policies? By respecting the people enough to be straight with them focusing group testing all the new policies. According to Bloomberg, the Obama team is...
America's gone to hell, handbasket makers now out of work
America's gone to hell, handbasket makers now out of work
January 9, 2009 - Well, it's over. You've gotten just about all the sympathy sex you're going to get out of having been laid off. Nobody's going to shed any more tears for you, because unemployment is now at 7.2 percent, a 16-year high, with more than a...
New Obama speech,
New Obama speech, "The Economy Sucks," drops at 11 AM
January 8, 2009 - Anticipation is high as President-elect Barack Obama is set to drop another sure-fire hit of a speech this morning, tentatively titled "The Economy Sucks." The speech airs at 11, and Chris Matthews is expected to be sobbing by 11:09...
Paula Poundstone
From The Room: Celebrate Bad Times, Come On!
January 7, 2009 - The Inauguration will soon be upon us, and I can't wait for Obama to take office, but it hardly seems the time for a party. I don't want to be a wet blanket here, and I'd be the last one to want to destroy the party industry...
Poll: Why can't everybody be as nice as the IRS during the recession?
Poll: Why can't everybody be as nice as the IRS during the recession?
January 7, 2009 - With the recession driving all of America to consider prostitution, the IRS is showing their nicer side. They're waving tax penalties and postponing asset foreclosures, doing all they can to renegotiate payment plans to keep stru...
Seven things we'd like to see finished up before New Year's
Seven things we'd like to see finished up before New Year's
December 30, 2008 - Okay we know it's been a busy year, but the country doesn't shut down just because everyone's been drinking egg nog. We've still got about 50 or 60 hours to get some shit out of the inbox and into the outbox (that sounded sexual but we...
"Getting unpaid vacationed" is the new "getting laid off"
December 24, 2008 - Many companies are avoiding layoffs by cutting costs. Unpaid vacations, four-day work weeks and wage freezes are three job-saving techniques in use at Dell, Cisco and Motorola. A web design company in San Francisco, Hot Studio, eliminated bonuses for the first time in 12 years. Said owner Maria...
All we want for Xmas is $17.4 billion
All we want for Xmas is $17.4 billion
December 19, 2008 - Happy holidays, auto industry! Today President Bush announced that the federal government will be making loans to troubled car giants General Motors and Chrysler, in the hopes of keeping them afloat. Bush said that he made the decision to put the burden on taxpayers due to the recession, but that...
Duncan Quirk
From The Room: The One Constant: Bernanke's Beard
December 17, 2008 - Throughout the Financial Crisis, the bailouts, the stimulus package, the foreclosures, the layoffs, and all of the other crap that's been going on in the economy this year, one thing has remained constant; one thing has remained unchanged by the upheaval of our economy; one thing has remained unfett...
Spencer Green
From The Room: 2009 Emergency SAG Strike/Economy-Minded TV Schedule
December 11, 2008 - A Hollywood insider scumbag passed along the following top secret document to me: a sample week of television programming that the networks and cable outfits have designed with the looming Screen Actors Guild strike and overall budget considerations in mind. Behold the future of entertainment...
T. Chaplin
From The Room: Score! Brian's Gonna Have to Marry Me Now That the Economy Sucks!
December 11, 2008 - Omg. Brian's company totally laid off 7% of it's workforce today, him included. His company has no more production team, and middle management will probably be replaced entirely by Columbia interns. This is it! Brian totally can't dump me now! In fact, I bet he's gonna...
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