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From The Room: The Day After Christmas
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From The Room: Report: Comet, Cupid, Facing Suspension After Failed Drug Tests
December 23, 2008 - North Pole -- Dick Pound, the head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, has announced that Comet and Cupid, two of the twelve reindeer set to fly the sleigh of Santa Claus on December 24 have tested positive for the banned blood thinning substance EPO and will be suspended immediately...Filed under: Santa, Santa Claus, reindeer, reindeer doping, how do reindeer fly, reindeer drugs, reindeer epo, epo
From The Room: A Very Cliché Encrusted Christmas Blog
December 23, 2008 - (int. Santa's Workshop, Christmas Eve; Santa Claus [Ed Asner] double-checks outgoing toys as elves [Verne Troyer, Warwick Davis, anyone who ever played an Ewok] load up the sleigh) Santa Claus: Come on, everyone--it's almost time to fly! (cue music) Elves: Toys toys toys toys toys toys...
From The Room: Extra Special Holiday Specials
December 23, 2008 - In 1966 in New York City, WPIX started showing The Yule Log, a film loop of a burning log that never actually burns, creating a tradition that has enthralled both Christmas fans and stoners alike...Filed under: Christmas, holidays, Santa Claus, Christmas movies, Christmas TV, TV shows, media, film, holiday films
From The Room: A Realistic Christmas
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From The Room: The Orson Welles Christmas Story
December 21, 2008 - Death of a holiday icon! A talking snowman terrifies a small Iowa town! What to do if your tot's eyes are all aglow! Good evening, I'm Wolf Blitzen, and this is CNN--the Christmas News Network. Tonight's top story: The world is mourning the loss of billionaire...
From The Feed: Santa Clause will take you to hell, yo.
December 17, 2008 - Sure we all sang "Joy to the world, the teacher's dead" in elementary school, perhaps even with a slightly scary amount of glee. But Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist crazies take this glee, add in a drop of Bible-thumping, 2 cups of hate speech and with a...A Christmas verse from 23/6
December 11, 2008 - Yes, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together. And children everywhere will soon be staying up late listening for the sound of jingle bells, Batman smells. But perhaps the best known and most beloved of holiday poems is Clement Clark Moore's eternal "A Visit From St. Nicholas...
From The Room: My 2008 Christmas Wish List
December 4, 2008 - Now that the lawsuit has been filed, the shoppers have returned home, and the deadliest Black Friday in the history of sales is over, it is officially Christmas season (unless your Jewish, in that case it's Hanukkah season). It's finally here and so is my latest Christmas Wish...
From The Room: Santa Claus Asks Congress for Bailout
November 25, 2008 - Washington, D.C. -- Internationally known philanthropist Santa Claus made a surprise appearance before Congress today to request a massive loan to keep his workshop open, ass...Attention Middle East: yes, it can get worse
January 10, 2008 - Now that Bush has worked his magic with Iraq, it's on to Israel and the Palestinians. Visiting the occupied territories for the first time, Bush said that he's confident about success. Of course he is. "Look, the U.N. deal didn't work in the past," Bush said...
Dickipedia: Santa Claus
December 22, 2007 - Santa Claus (also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, and Santa) is a historical, legendary and mythical figure and a dick. More...
From The Room: Where I Stand on the War on Christmas
December 16, 2007 - Everyone claims to be for America. Stop anyone on the street, and put the question to them, and they will say, "America? Why stranger, I'm for America, why do you ask?" Ask them again, pointing your finger in their chest and emphasizing each word, and they're likely to...
From The Room: What Fresh Hell: Svelta Claus
December 15, 2007 - The skinny behind Santa's weight loss: TMZ drops the behind-the-scenes bombshell about Santa's alleged P.C. weight drop. Initial reports of drastic weight loss by Santa for health reasons are proven wrong when St. Nick's confidential medical records, obtained by sheer chance by our TMZ...
From The Room: Kris Kriminal
December 10, 2007 - America, it's time to take responsibility for our fat kids. The blame game has gotten out of hand; first it was fat kids suing McDonald's, then it was an attempted ban of the...
