November 4, 2008 - A bittersweet Daily Thing... unless McCain is elected. Then we have entered into a huge and terrifying commitment...
November 3, 2008 - The only McCain Pull-Ups we expect to be seeing are diapers...
October 15, 2008 - Apparently Rip Torn and James Caan
weren't enough to lock down the all-important Sort of Famous People Who Hav...
October 10, 2008 - Even the crotchety white people are starting to jump ship.
According to AP, much-coveted white working class voters are slowly but surely moving into the Democratic camp. Apparently, the economy is now more f*cked-up than Obama is black...
October 8, 2008 - He needs new writers.
"Funny" John McCain has struck again, this time with a quip about hair transplants. The joke went over like a white ventriloquist on "Showtime at the Appollo," though it was still a sight better than this...
October 6, 2008 - He doesn't have much of a sense of irony. Speaking today in New Mexico (aka "The Lesbian Puppet Theater State"), McCain called his opponent "touchy" and "angry." Touchy and angry? That's the pot calling the kettle uppity...
October 3, 2008 - He's not much of a communicator. He decided to pull out of Michigan but apparently forgot to tell his running mate. How long til the Straight Talk Express "accid...
October 2, 2008 - His house looks like a set from "Entourage." You know, like, in Season Fourteen, when Vinnie Chase and the gang retire to a nine-bedroom mansion in Arizona. This one's on the market, but don't worry: there are...
October 1, 2008 - Three words: nude Sarah Palin
McCain's running mate and former "Designing Women" co-star Sarah Palin has become a muse of sorts to a Chicago tavern owner. Go ahead...