Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

In this week's GYWO, no means no, unless you have 500 bucks to sink into your own rape investigation. When the guys start looking into this whole rape kit situation, lots of questions come to light. Most pressing among them being, just how into rape are McCain and Palin anyway? How much money should your average rape victim keep in checking? And is Wasilla really the premier destination for globe-trotting rapists?


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SarahPalinsRapeKits
posted 1:41 am on 11/01/2008
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I saw this piece about 3 weeks ago and said "I am going to record songs as this band!" - and Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits was born.

I started about 7 or 8 songs about Sarah Palin's shortcomings, using her own ridiculous words to mock her, borrowed and rented equipment, got friends involved, requested a logo, jammed, played, recorded, took pictures and video, one friend knows some video editing program he uses at school, made videos, and we did it - 4 complete songs, three videos with a fourth planned - all in 3 weeks right before the election!

And that was my introduction to 236.com - so I expect big things! Thanks guys, hope you like the videos!

Lipstick on a Pitbull - http://www.youtube.com/v/fgKB2Z9wQhg

I Can See Russia - http://www.youtube.com/v/vm9zhr6zkr0

Para-Sailin' (Not Sarah Palin) - http://www.youtube.com/v/cDfnkaMTYaA


Love,

Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

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Decided08
posted 12:54 pm on 10/31/2008
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"come for the fishin', stay for the RAPE". Brilliant!!!

mkubark
posted 10:37 pm on 10/08/2008
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David Rees is the man. I wish this cartoon was a weekly show, but I understand that GYWO is history come January 2009.

JJammer
posted 3:30 pm on 10/05/2008
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This had me laughing so hard....I watched it over and over and over again. Though I've read that there's no evidence that Sarah Palin knew such was happening with the Rap Kits. Great stuff. Love it.

paulymath
posted 1:24 pm on 09/22/2008
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Awesome.

"Rape based economy": I think credit goes to Patton Oswalt for that gem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uBa2opABRw

mattlister
posted 9:36 am on 09/22/2008
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We already got charged for the the Wall Street bailout---all of our money is going to go to the same incompetents who ripped people off with their subprime rob-you-blind loans. Talk about a rape-based economy. The free market ain't lookin' too free now.

As for Palin, well, just listen to her. That should be sufficient. How the hell was she ever elected to anything? Was it the "gee-ah-shucks" factor? Naomi Klein was right: She's just Bush in drag.

devinsbuddy
posted 11:31 pm on 09/19/2008
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This part of Palin's resume should be shouted from the rooftops! Her policy was prohibited under the Violence Against Women Act. A bit of legislation thae McCain voted against. Coincidentally, Joe Biden authored and introduced the bill. Just further proof that McCain couldn't give a rat's a@@ about women.

michelleology
posted 7:04 pm on 09/19/2008
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Newsflash! Women aren't the only ones who get raped.

autonic
posted 6:01 pm on 09/19/2008
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David Rees is a very smart man. Why does he not do these daily? The American people deserve to get GWYO every single day. Please make David work harder.

sombra
posted 1:45 pm on 09/19/2008
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Did she really pay for her own rape kit?

DuncanQuirk
posted 12:44 pm on 09/19/2008
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this might be my favorite one so far

Skywise
posted 8:58 am on 09/19/2008
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Very funny stuff. Well done, guys.

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