Maybe Mitt Romney doesn't go by his real first name Willard because, like the entire Republican Party, he's trying to hide a "W".
Indeed, as Republicans gather this week for their convention in Tampa, they are doing everything possible to hide the legacy of George W. Bush.
W. himself will not be seen in Tampa -- aside from a saccharine and bizarre video tribute to him and his father. (Note to RNC: whenever possible, take out fond references to Vladimir Putin).
Meanwhile, when it comes to W.'s Administration, convention-goers are adopting a simple coping technique: hear no failure, see no failure, speak no failure.
But even despite his absence in Tampa, W. is omnipresent in W. Mitt Romney's campaign for president. He's just too big of an elephant to hide.
You can see W. out on the campaign trail, where W. Mitt Romney is using the same old tricks in Karl Rove's playbook. (Rove himself is running one of W. Mitt Romney's main Super Pacs).
Instead of the 2000 whisper campaign that John McCain "fathered an illegitimate black child," W. Mitt Romney is winking and nodding to the birther's delusions that Barack Obama -- and implicitly all the people that he represents -- can't possibly be American.
Instead of "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth," this time around there is the similarly Orwellian "Special Operations OPSEC Education Fund" attack on President Obama for -- wait for it -- ordering the strike that killed Osama Bin Laden.
Then there's W. Mitt Romney's Rovian misrepresentations of President Obama's record: falsely claiming that the president is ending the welfare-to-work requirement, or raiding Medicare (even though Paul Ryan proposes the same savings), or destroying healthcare (even though Obamacare is modeled on Romneycare).
Paul Ryan -- in an acceptance speech written by former W. speechwriters -- even faulted President Obama for America's credit-downgrade when Ryan and his House GOP colleagues, in fact, caused the downgrade by holding America's credit-rating hostage to their ideological agenda.
Of course, it's no wonder that W. Mitt Romney is resorting to these tired tactics. His platform doubles down on W.'s failed policies -- only it strips them of even the veneer of W.'s "compassionate" conservatism.
Most of W. Mitt Romney's policies come straight from W.: tax breaks for oil and gas companies while ignoring climate change (check), an over-reliance on military power as a first option in America's foreign policy (check), restrictions on women's choices combined with cheap moralizing (check).
Only this time, W. Mitt Romney doesn't intend to repeat W.'s "mistakes."
After all, Republicans, argue that W. failed not because of his unnecessary war in Iraq, or his costly tax cuts for the top 1%, or his "divider not uniter" governing style.
No, W. failed because he wasn't conservative enough. He wasn't "fiscally disciplined" (that part is true enough). And to add insult to injury, W. occasionally tried to compromise with Democrats -- and with reality (W.'s sensible push for immigration reform being the most hated example).
Make no mistake, this time W. Mitt Romney doesn't intend to compromise with reality.
That's why he's embraced the budget-busting Ryan plan and a tax reform plan that, according to deficit-commission co-Chair Erskine Bowles, hits the middle class hard while doing nothing to shrink the deficit.
But does W. Mitt Romney really think that he can repeat W's failed policies and have the outcome be any different?
I suspect W. Mitt Romney doesn't actually care about the answer to that question. He's trying to W.-wash something far deeper -- his own legacy.
Indeed, I think W. Mitt Romney sees something of himself in the former president -- even if it's his mirror refection.
Despite the obvious difference (W. was a slacker, while W. Mitt Romney has been ruthlessly successful; W. was a natural campaigner, while W. Mitt Romney can't seem to connect with anyone outside of his family) -- they share the same political core.
Deep down, both of their political careers are built on vindicating the failures of men whom they can ultimately never measure up to -- their fathers.
George H.W. Bush and the ironically-named George W. Romney both had strong commitments to principle. George W. Romney even walked out of the 1964 Republican Convention to protest racism.
But both fathers experienced an ultimate political tragedy caused in no small part by the far right: not winning reelection in the case of George H.W. Bush (partial credit to his "read my lips, no new taxes" apostasy) and not securing the presidency at all in the case of George W. Romney (see principled stand above).
The lesson that each son took: you have to take a hard right turn to get ahead in Republican politics -- even if in the case of W. Mitt Romney that means contradicting his own record to the point of absurdity.
Of course, this phenomenon is nothing new. While I'm not remotely Marxist, no one may have described it better than Karl when he wrote: "All great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce."
We've seen this play before. It doesn't turn out (W.)ell.
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thank you for reminding us of W.
The economic policies of W brought record-setting lows in unemployment in the +4% range
and strong GDP growth
and new highs in the stock market
I wish we had some of that right now instead sinking further into a nation of poverty.
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George Romney sounds like he was an honest man with integrity, who entered political life for all the right reasons, albeit, at a time when US politics was less corrupt.
I'm certain George W Romney would be totally embarrassed by his son's actions, deceits and dodges - especially his failure to disclose his tax returns - in his bid for the White house. We don't even have to see how it ends - it's already a farce.
As for Mitt's policies, Bill Clinton nailed them when he said they were W on steroids.
You play with them and worry about hurting them.
You go inside and when you're gone, the kids fight.
George W. Bush is the adult, and the liberals are the children.
As a conservative, I am deeply sorry that we so overestimated you. We had faith, but that was our mistake. We simply overestimated your maturity.
We'll get you back on track. Come on in for a drink of water. Just remember that we will expect you to do your homework and in particular your Math.
Maybe you should try watching a bit of John Stewart to at least get a little dose of reality
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/jon-stewart-clint-eastwood-romney_n_1848979.html
sad...
But they seem to have chosen to keep the failure, mendacity and corruption and thrown out the public face of it. Typical republican thinking.
Has any American president ever been so shabbily treated by his own party while he was still alive?
Of course they also kicked their former VP candidate to the curb as well. Republicans have a lot to be embarrassed about. Too bad they haven't the character to be ashamed as well. It might have made them change their ways instead of just their cast of characters.
Lyin' Ryan and the Nowhere Man: They simply can't be trusted.
Just an FYI...
Ryan/Romney are running on bringing that incompetence and corruption back and doubling down on it. The nation cannot survive another four years of republican misrule, not even 10 minutes.
And the party that STILL blames Clinton, Carter and Jane Fonda for all the ills of the world can hardly complain when democrats remind America of the crimes and failures of *bush and his republican cronies, like Ryan/Romney.