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Calling Out Stephen Colbert: Wristiness vs Ankliness


Stephen Colbert, my favorite faux blowhard, is certainly getting a lot of mileage out of picking celebrity feuds (our Rachel Sklar has been all over this story). Along with his hyper-hyped aqua-tiff with "rebel billionaire" Richard Branson, there have been public throw downs with Brian Williams and Katie Couric over their willingness to show their support for wristiness by wearing one of the WristStrong ™ bracelets Colbert has been flogging since breaking his left wrist in June.

Now I'm all for the promotion of wristal health but, really Stephen, don't you think you are milking your injury just a tad? I mean, how big a deal is a broken wrist -- especially a left wrist? I broke my ankle - a weight bearing bone, mind you -- in July but you don't see me bitching and moaning every day about "ankliness," and trying to get every celebrity I meet to put on a little rubber anklet, do you? Hey, wait a minute, that gives me an idea: AnkleStrong ™. I like it!

So what do you say, Colbert? Are you man enough to admit the negligible nature of your affliction and stand up for ankleal health (no easy task when you have a broken ankle)? Let me know. And, by the way, can you get me the number of the company that makes your bracelets? See you in physical therapy, chump.

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Imzadi
Proud Progressive for decades
01:30 PM on 08/29/2007
Arianna,

I, too, broke my ankle this year. I'm with you, sister - he made far too big a deal out of it - even though the bracelet is for a good cause.
12:36 PM on 08/26/2007
Maybe he is just running out of steam?
01:53 AM on 08/26/2007
Who can be funny these days? Not much heart left in America anymore. It's all put down political racist or ethnic class warfare kinda humor. The funniest thing I saw today was John Warner attempting to impersonate Lurch.
01:46 AM on 08/26/2007
About time someone called him on it. He strikes me as kinda limp-wristed anyway. His so called humor is not much to laugh about-maybe I'm too old to get it.
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whizkid
11:49 PM on 08/25/2007
Of course Arianna was tounge-in-cheek.
My problem with Colbert and his injury was the depiction of pain killers.
He was shown chewing them and crushing them and downing them by the fistfull.
He portrayed one becoming addicted to opiates.
Anyone whose been there will tell you its fun.
But its not funny.
And getting up out off the hole is a lot harder than diving in.
09:11 PM on 08/25/2007
I'm glad to find that I'm not the only one that can't stand Colbert. He's just a waste of time. I would rather have Jon Stewart on for an hour. He much more entertaining.
08:45 PM on 08/25/2007
i join you in your fight for ankle awareness
I got battle scars baby
07:25 PM on 08/25/2007
I also am extremely upset with Colbert.

Not only did he take this wrist thing too far...he duped us into thinking that we should all have these freaking bracelets....

I tried for days to find them online, only to find fake ones on ebay, and then when I finally saw that they were available at CC, now I wont get them until Sept 18th.

I had to order 20 just to hold up my limp wrists, since they got so sore trying typing to find them online, and now I have to wait and type with my toes for 3 weeks? I will need anklestrong anklets. One brown, one blue to match my miss matched socks...
06:49 PM on 08/25/2007
I broke my right wrist, granted a different bone, and it was a year long ordeal with surgery and a lot of rehab. It wasn't "no big deal". There were questions whether I would have been able to do many of the things I loved to do such as play baseball and guitar as well I used to ever again.
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NoMoFearNoMoHate
06:41 PM on 08/25/2007
Arianna - it HAS to be an ANKLE-bracelet!!! ;)
06:34 PM on 08/25/2007
I believe this is just a cleverly disguised rouse by Rove to gain sympathy for our afflicted Right winger with the bum left... theres a subliminal message in this charade ! Once again pulling our liberal heart strings for a boost in the ratings/polls.
I feel bad for ya Stephen- but this leftie won't be doing you any favors either. You're just going to have to depend on that righty,
" Rosy" and her four swing sisters :)
Scorned by your own left wing !!! The travesty !!

CAVE ADSUM (11:30 M-T)
06:32 PM on 08/25/2007
Oh yeah and Stephen's near immediate addiction to painkillers- hilarious!

And the bit with him wearing a plastic collar so he doesn't chew on the cast!
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CynAnne
Laureates in Fact and Reality
02:50 PM on 08/26/2007
... Oh, man, JZC, I was watching when he came back from the commercial break to close the show, wearing the plastic collar! I choked on my diet vanilla coke from laughing when he started 'trying' to chew at his wrist - high-larious! ;) ...
06:31 PM on 08/25/2007
Hey, Arianna, and uh, everyone whose comments I scanned? It's SUPPOSED to be a ridiculous overselling of personal inconvenience as tragedy. You're SUPPOSED to think the character Colbert (separate and distinct from the real guy) is being a baby. He screamed and gnawed a sharpie while the cast was cut off, then admitted it didn't hurt. On the first day, he apologized for having written a (non-existent) editorial blasting 'wrist-coddlers'. Anything, no matter how small, that affects Colbert (the character again) personally is a monumental problem and an opportunity for self-promotion. It's supposed to be unreasonable; that's what makes it funny.
Criticizing him for exactly what makes the bit funny just shows that you didn't get the joke. Kind of like the conservatives who go on the show and are convinced he's "one of them" until he hits them with some ridiculous statement that's actually a logical outgrowth of conservative philosophy.
05:49 PM on 08/25/2007
It's... a... *satire*.

And he's giving all the money to charity.

Lighten up.
05:39 PM on 08/25/2007
I liked Colbert for awhile, but now I find him somewhat repetitious. He has his place, I suppose, yet the time has come for some real unclothing of what the GOP has been all about.