Condi: Clueless at Foggy Bottom

From the Dept. of Utter Unawareness (Repeat Offender Division):

Condoleezza Rice, January 29, 2006: "I don't know anyone who wasn't caught off guard by Hamas' strong showing."

Condoleezza Rice, May 16, 2002: "I don't think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile."

Clearly, Condi needs to widen her circle of acquaintances.