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Five-Word Webby Speech: Coming Down to the Wire

Posted: 06/14/10 01:01 PM ET

On Friday, I asked for suggestions for the five-word acceptance speech I should give at tonight's Webby Awards.

Your response has been tremendous: over 3,000 suggestions so far. Not surprisingly, Gulf-related references dominated, although there were a number of 5-word plays on the president's performance, tea parties, Arizona, Helen Thomas, and the Move Your Money campaign.

Our HuffPost team is still debating which one I should use.

Here are some of our favorites. Let us know which one you prefer -- or, if you think you can do better, add a new suggestion of your own.

I probably won't make a final decision until I'm walking up to the podium!

We only spill the truth.
(Jordan VS)

We spill news, not oil.
(byallwritesLori)

BP...show me your papers!
(whoamitosay)

Deregulation: the verdict is in.
(NewAmericanCenturySucks)

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs... get it?
(missy57)

Afghanistan? Iraq? What about America?
(WryAwry)

We're still at war. Why?
(Mike from Tucson)

Palin: Longest 15 minutes EVER.
(IndependentJones)

Greed kills. Try something different.
(jetteyeknight)

BP + DC = F.
(FinePrint)

YES WE CAN, but WHEN?
(Ed and Deb Shapiro)

We voted CHANGE; CHANGE already
(YOHY)

Move your money. Thank you.
(termgirl)

Save America: Move Your Money.
(sonomarc)

America needs an oil change.
(GotRights)

Am I being emotional enough?
(Bibulus)

We gush and spume purposefully.
(Otono)

"I want my Gulf back!"
(darin lowery)

Our news is still free!
(mad lib)

Anyone ready for clean energy?
(Jacob Alifrangis)

Thanks. Now save the Gulf.
(qthedancer)

Plug the damn hole already.
(anastasiabeaverhousen )

OTHERS:

Let's chill the drill, baby.
(bkempin)

Shouldn't they be coming home?
(cliffstep)

Make love, not oil plumes.
(thatpoetchick)

Oil belongs in the ground!
(zsaz1029 )

Blogs Don't Destroy the Ecosystem.
(lawrencemuh)

Mr. President, it's still leaking.
(pcrudy)

Yes we can do better.
(taxolotl)

Clean up the Gulf Coast.
(gotalifepost )

The Internet can't spill oil.
(arosen)

 
 
 

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07:17 AM on 06/23/2010
Giggling Sarah, dangerous to core.
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07:12 AM on 06/23/2010
We want change, stay same.
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12:27 PM on 06/21/2010
GOP- Grand opposition party
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lgillooly
10:14 AM on 06/21/2010
Help, it's BP or us!
05:36 PM on 06/18/2010
ME! ME!
Money before Ethics
05:33 PM on 06/18/2010
Welcome to the Morality Meltdown
05:31 PM on 06/18/2010
America: Whatever happened to ethics?
10:55 AM on 06/18/2010
Thanks.. on behalf of all contributors.. Six words.. reject rigid rules
08:53 PM on 06/17/2010
Progressivism is alive and well.
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12:02 PM on 06/16/2010
BLUEPRINT FOR DISASTER: Status Quo.
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mad lib
11:59 AM on 06/16/2010
Thank you judges- I'll wear my 'non-winning but in the top 22' as a badge of honor!
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lawrencemuh
09:53 AM on 06/16/2010
why even ask if you are not going to use one of the suggestions?
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04:18 PM on 06/23/2010
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01:28 PM on 06/15/2010
blerg: i didn't have the most recent page in view when i claimed
to be the first to report "Goldman Sachs ...Shorted my Speech?" -ybg

(the vid link might be interesting for folks, though)
01:16 PM on 06/15/2010
And the WINNER IS:

"Goldman Sachs shorted my speech."

Great !! Love it. Video at: http://bit.ly/bA7h2V

Now, what do I get for being the first to report this on Huffingtonpost.com?

*grin*
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lawrencemuh
08:26 AM on 06/15/2010
so out of all these you picked: Goldman Sachs ...Shorted my Speech?
02:32 PM on 06/15/2010
Yep - frustrating, isn't it?