Oscar Watch: Best and Worst, Great and Terrible

Best joke: Bjork and Dick Cheney. Who'd have thought they'd ever end up together?

Worst decision: Choreographing the songs. It was like bad Broadway.

Weirdest fashion choice: The box on the shoulder of Charlize Theron. If she'd had a parrot on her shoulder, it would have been less distracting.

Great speeches: George Clooney and Robert Altman.

Terrible (but true) answer to the question from the March of the Penquins winners, about whether the penguins will still have a habitat in the year 2041: Not if the current President has anything to say about it.