The Academy Awards aren't until next Sunday, but this week provided some Oscar-worthy performances. There was A-Roid acting remorseful about using steroids (although, admittedly, this was nowhere near as convincing as when he denied having used them); Joaquin acting weirder than weird on Letterman; Nadya Suleman acting like there was a rational explanation for a single mom having 14 children via in vitro fertilization; eight banking CEOs unconvincingly acting contrite in front of Congress; peanut butter tycoon Stew Parnell acting like a Mafia don, repeatedly taking the 5th Amendment in front of Congress; and Sen. Judd Gregg acting schizophrenic, withdrawing as Commerce Secretary nominee over policy disagreements after previously lobbying for the post and promising that policy disagreements would not keep him from backing Obama's agenda.
We need to turn a deaf ear to the GOP because their job is to distort what is really happening with this country and we need to educate the people who hang onto every word mumbled by Boener, Limbaugh and McCain.
I am optimistic and hope the rest of this country can get on the band wagon and work to support our new administration.
And now, the envelope.
The winner is:
Pennsylvania child court judge indicted for kickbacks he received from a privately=owned childrens' prison in Pa. for each child he convicted and sent to their facility. Most distressing is the high number of first offense youngsters that were put behind bars for minor infractions.
Does it suggest dangers inherent in letting incarceration be run for private profit? Too bad it is one of our 'growth' industries.
A fun week indeed.
Congress is split,,, NO we can’t-s on one side,,, YES we can-s on the other.
NO,,, FDA,, and we kill with peanut butter.
NO,,, SEC,, and the Banks go Nuts.
NO,,, Oversight on WAR,, and Contractors and Generals go crazy.
NO,,, FAA,, and Planes start falling out of the air.
NO,,, NTSB,, and Bridges collapse.
NO,,, National Healthcare,, and our Companies go bankrupt.
NO,,, FHA,, and Nobody can buy a home.
NO,,, VA,,, and our returning solders are killing themselves.
NO,,, Bipartisanship,, and Judd can act the fool.
NO,,, Credit Reform,,, and the economy goes into the toilet.
NO,,, FCC,,, and HATE fills our Televisions and Radios.
NO,,, HEW,,, and our kids drop out of school.
NO,,, GAO,,, and nobody can find the money.
NO,,, EPA,,, and our skies turn brown, our lands sold to the highest bidder.
Looks like,, THE NEW DEAL,,,, has been replaced by the,,,, NO DEAL. Red, White and the BLUES,,,, Umm? Isn’t it the BLUE where the STARS are?
WAIT,,,, Ok,,, but let me be fair,,,, We still have the CIA, DEA, FBI, ATF, DOD, HAS and the IRS.
Yeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
WE ROCK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-n4wOmH0hs
All the best
Knute
I think I told you all of a Lady that started sewing Wedding Dresses and Bridesmaids Dresses. The Whole Wedding outfitted,,, Bride, and three Bridesmaids,,, for $1,200. An OLD Lady,, My age.
She buys up end-runs of drapery materials, and you supply the patterns out of a catalog.
Well,,, Her husband is working their now,,, lost his job but they just moved into an old building. Now her friend is doing the flowers too. Another friend of hers is doing the Wedding Cakes, 5 tiers high! Her grqandson films and puts together a Video of the whole Wedding event. She bought 3 new Sewing Machines and hired three other ladies our age. Ever her granddaughter helps,, she sings at the Weddings.
All for $5,000 on a Package Deal.
Now get this!
They are booked out for the whole summer,,,, already! They are forced to turn business away! 5 and 6 Weddings a week.
Now don’t tell me Americans don’t know how to do things!
We just need to get creative! All she had in the beginning was one sewing machine, desire and the WILL to succeed.
We just need to use our imaginations.
All the best
Knute
First, why are the Pro Lifers not rallying to the defense of the mother of the octuplets? Since she's otherwise taking a beating in the court of public opinion, couldn't she use their support?
Or, as I suspect, do they only start talking pro life when they want to galvanize a political base around election time?
Second, if so many "candidates" who aspire to political power turn up as not having paid their taxes, shouldn't those who already represent us in Congress and on the Supreme Court be "vetted" in that regard? And furthermore, why not check out the leadership of the corporations who are getting bailed out? The results might be veddy interesting.
Republican voters would actually give her that chance. Obama or Palen No contest.
Obama has already shown he has what it takes to be a leader.. I'm willing to give him at least 18-24 months to see what more he is capible of.
CEOs: whimper, whimper, whine whine
Congress: ROAR ROAR
CEOs: whimper, whine
The curtain closes. AUTHOR! AUTHOR! BRAVO. EXCELLENT ACTING! Lets all go get drunk!