Whither Weatherman

Since we're promoting global-warming-denying TV weathermen to "high profile members of the weather reporting community," we hope you'll enjoy this low-profile member of the unpaid digital graphic satire illustration global community. Because "comic strip" just doesn't sound prestigious.

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[RobertPaul]

In the words of Don Henley: The Garden of Allah

"Today I made an appearance downtown

I am an expert witness because I say I am

And I said gentlemen, and I use that world loosely

I will testify for you, I'm a gun for hire,I'm a saint, I'm a liar

Because there are no facts, there is no truth

Just data to be manipulated

I can get you any result you like

What's it worth to you?

Because there is no wrong, there is no right

And I sleep very well at night

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution

Just people selling t-shirts

Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus of

Winning, winning, winning!"

I think that about sums it up.

[omechengineeru]

Nice

[DickTater]

yeah, I have been stunned by our local weathercritters.

They have all the tools of the weather-gods at their disposal. They study this stuff hourly, all the charts all the data.
Their newstation promotes how they keep us informed, in-touch, and in-something else.
They CARE about us. Hell in MPLS, there is a station calle KARE. We called them the KAREBears

but it seems they really don't CARE about you or your children or the world. Night after night they come on our tv and act like everything is ok. Then the weathercritter and the anchorcritter join in with the sportcritter to laugh and small-talk about the weather. it is getting to the point where they complain if it gets below 32 f, they say what a beautiful day it was today (even if it is 73f on Thanksgiving weekend)

talk about frogs in boiling water. with these Karebear critters yap yap yapping 24-7, none of them including the meteorologist makes ONE mention of global warming (even if we haven't had a white christmas in 10 years) Hmmm? no big deal. Sure was a beautiful day out there for early december, some people even enjoying a little golf. And now for Jay with sports.....