A.J. Stone is a completely harmless writer with a degree in Psychology from Purdue University. She is the President of the Misanthrope Mile Away Club and the Northwest Indiana Chapter of the Punk-Luau Association. She once won the coveted anti-social merit badge from her Girl Scout Troop (local #324). Stone is the author of many unread, never published, short stories and novels. She manages to sustain this honor through a great amount of underwhelming effort.

She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach with her scotch, playing with her dogs, cats and ducks, devoting heinous amounts of energy irritating Dr. Farley with math questions - because he still refuses to do her taxes. And when chance permits - blows up Barbie dolls, too. She is currently located in Timbuck Four, Tennessee.