Carly is a bunch of things. For now, she's fat, friendly, freakin' broke, and you can't find her on Facebook. She's a valley girl who now lives in Colorado, and talks way too much to people who accidentally listen and then can't ever get away. Good. Also, she is bipolar, and this really matters to her even if it annoys you or makes you uncomfortable in some way; sometimes she's sorry about that and sometimes she's not, and that's that.