Christine Burke is the Keeper of the Fruit Loops, Manager of the Fecal Roster and Driver of the People Mover. In other words, she's a mom. An Erma Bombeck Martha Stewart with a Roseanne twist... and she has the mouth and organized cabinets to prove it. She is coauthor of the recently-released "I Just Want To Be Alone" and the owner of the blog Keeper of The Fruit Loops. She can also be found on Facebook, Twitter and Google+, and Pinning stuff like it’s her job.