Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, anything breakable, or anything with carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything.

Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.

Lisa's writing is so good she writes for Nickmom.com and she's not even a mom. She also writes for HumorOutcasts and has been featured on InThePowderRoom.com, Erma Bombeck, Yahoo! Voices and many other publications she can't remember at the moment. She writes a syndicated newspaper column about the funnier side of practicing law and is also
a co-author of the bestselling humor anthologies, "I Just Want To Be Alone" and "You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth."