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Nick Harrison began watching rubbish television as a bargaining tool with his wife in negotiations regarding his sport-viewing. He spent so long providing a sarcastic commentary for such programmes, his throat hurt. So he started writing about it. Now his fingers hurt, but he remains an enthusiastic armchair critic. Perversely, he likes armchairs. For further drivel, click here.