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Entries by Andy Borowitz from 05/2007

Next Week's News

| Posted 05.06.2007 | Entertainment
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Saturday, May 12: Hillary Clinton will propose building a seven-foot fence around her supporters to keep them from defecting to Barack Obama.

Next Week's News

| Posted 05.13.2007 | Entertainment
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Wednesday, May 16: Reflecting on her visit with the Bush family, Queen Elizabeth II will release this official statement: "And I thought my family was inbred."

Next Week's News

| Posted 05.20.2007 | Entertainment
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President Bush will say that the American people agree with him on the NSA's wiretapping program, stating, "If they were having angry conversations about it, I would have heard them by now."

Hillary Sends Gore Basket of Calorie-rich Treats

| Posted 05.30.2007 | Politics
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With Mr. Gore battling his waistline in recent years, any potential run in 2008 would presumably require dieting and slimming down -- processes that the basket seemed calculated to thwart.