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Entries by Andy Borowitz from 10/2010

Hillary to Become VP; Biden Named President of Afghanistan; Karzai Traded to Minnesota Vikings

| Posted 10.06.2010 | Comedy

When asked if the complicated swap might confuse voters in advance of the midterm elections, the president said, "I certainly hope so."

Palin's Evolution Into O'Donnell Proves Darwin Was Wrong, Scientists Say

| Posted 10.12.2010 | Comedy

Leading evolutionary biologists still believe that evolution is more than a theory and is, in fact, a very real thing. However, in the case of Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell, it seems to be moving in a reverse direction.

World Watches in Shock as Salahis Emerge From Mine

| Posted 10.13.2010 | Comedy

Mr. and Mrs. Salahi, who are perhaps best known for crashing a state dinner at the White House last year, waved to cameras as they emerged from a Chilean, Mrs. Salahi attired in her trademark floor-length red dress.

To Boost Ratings, CNN Proposes Putting Miners Back One by One

| Posted 10.15.2010 | Comedy

"Like our viewers, we were riveted by the drama of the miners emerging from that mine," said recently installed CNN chief Ken Jautz. "We're willing to bet it would be just about as dramatic to see the miners lowered back into the mine one by one."

Three Things to Do When Clarence Thomas' Wife Calls You

| Posted 10.20.2010 | Comedy

According to a recent study, the odds of Virginia Thomas leaving a threatening voicemail for you are higher than those of Christine O'Donnell correctly identifying the First Amendment. W

Christine O'Donnell Favors Separation of Speech and Thought

| Posted 10.24.2010 | Comedy

In a performance guaranteed to raise some eyebrows in Delaware and beyond, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell said at a senatorial debate last night that she strongly supports "the separation of speech and thought."

Most Powerful Man in America Meets With Obama

| Posted 10.28.2010 | Comedy

In an extraordinary edition of The Daily Show guaranteed to dominate the headlines for days, the most powerful man in America met last night with Barack Obama.

Fox News Estimates Jon Stewart's Crowd at Seven People

| Posted 10.30.2010 | Comedy

"Our total count includes Stewart, [Stephen] Colbert, and what appear to be a few of their friends and relatives," said Fox anchor Shepard Smith. "This has to be a smaller crowd than they were expecting."