Through the years, I've discovered something about New Year's resolutions: while it's not so easy to keep them, it's very easy to make them for other people. And a lot more fun, too. So it's become something of a personal New Year's tradition to offer resolutions I'd like to hear assorted public figures make and keep. Here is this year's batch: Mark Foley: "I will develop a better pick up line than 'get a ruler and measure it for me.'" Lindsay Lohan: "I will use my heartfelt condolence notes to express my heartfelt condolences, not as a PR tool." Dick Cheney: "I will no longer shoot my friends in the face -- concentrating instead on the torso and legs." Harry Reid: "Hearings. Subpoenas. Oversight."